The LARGEST glossary of TEXT MESSAGING shortcuts anywhere!
3,907 abbreviations & acronyms for shorter sentences, phrases & words.

R U RDY 2 become an XPRT @ TM'ing? - Amaze your friends!
Do you know these initialisms: AFK, BRB, BTW, FYI, IMHO or OIC?

Speed up your typing of text messages when using:
Internet - ICQ - IRC - Chat - Chatrooms - Email - PDA's - Pocket PC's.
Wi-Fi - Mobile phones - Cellular phones - Cell phones - Pagers.

Messaging Technologies That You Benifit From When Using Shorthand Texting
SMS = Short Message Service IM = Instant Messaging ICQ, Chat
EMS = Enhanced Message Service TM = Text Messaging Chatrooms
MMS = Multimedia Message Service MO = Mobile Originated Chat Groups
IMS = Instant Messaging Service IRC = Internet Relay Chat Texting
EIM = Exchange Instant Messaging CSC = Common Short Code IM'ing
IMPP = Instant Messaging & Presence Protocol Two Way SMSing SMS'ing
XMPP = Extensible Messaging and Presence Protocol PIP = Presence Information Protocol TM'ing
Rated - G - for General audiences (Ok for younguns)
3 years of research & editing by Jim Shook HOME
Originally posted: 11/24/02, updated 03/29/03, massive re-update 03/10/05


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#'s = 105
! I have a comment (4) # Number (2) $0.02 Throwing in your two cents' worth (2) & And 'Ween Halloween *beg* Big Evil Grin *bg* Big Grin (5) *bwg* Big Wide Grin (2) *chuckle* The speaker chuckles *eg* Evil Grin (3) *frown* The speaker is frowning *g* Giggle *g* *grin* Grin (8) *h* Hug *k* Kiss *m* More Text *poof* Has left the chat *smile* *s* Smiling *smirk* Smirking *vbeg* Very Big Evil Grin *vbg* Very Big Grin (3) *wink* *w* Wink (3) .02 My/Your Two Cents Worth (2) 1 One; Won; Want (2) 100 Nature Calls/Pit Stop (3) 1000s Thousands 100s Hundreds 101 One On One 10Q Thank You (4) 10X Thanks 121 One To One 12345 Talk About School 143 I Love You (I=1, Love=4, You=3) (2) 14AA41 One for All & All for One (2) 1CE Wns Once (4,1) 1DAY One Day (2) 1FTR One For The Road (2) 1NC Once (2) 1ON1 One On One (2) 2 To (5) 2 To; Too; Two (10) 20 Location (3) 24/7 24 hours a day, 7 days a week (3) 26Y4U Too Sexy For You (4) 2B To Be (2) 2B OR N2B To Be Or Not To Be (Shakespeare)(2) 2BCNTD 2BC To Be Continued (7,1) 2B|^2B To Be Or Not To Be (Shakespeare, using logic symbols |^) 2D4 To Die For (6) 2DAY Today (13) 2F4W Too Funny For Words 2G4U Too Good For You (6) 2HT2HNDL Too Hot To Handle (3) 2L8 Too Late (5) 2MI Too Much Information 2MOR 2MORO Tomorrow (14,2) 2MORO Tomorrow 2MRW 2MORROW Tomorrow 2NITE 2N Tonight (20,1) 2U2 To You Too (5) 2WIMC To Whom It May Concern (3) 2l8 Too Late 381 Three Words, Eight Letters, One Meaning (I Love You) (2) 3SUM Threesome (9) 4 For; Four; Fore (9,4,1) 4-F-R N E-R Forever & Ever (2) 404 I have no clue / I don't know (URL not found err)(5) 411 Info (need information)(2) 4COL For Crying Out Loud (2) 4E 4EVER Forever (6,3) 4ER 4EVR Forever 4EVRYRS For Ever Yours 4GM Forgive me 4GS For Goodness Sakes 4GV Forgive (2) 4GVN Forgiven (2) 4S For Sure! (yes) 4U For You 4X4 Four wheel drive vehicle (Jeep) 4YEO For Your Eyes Only (8) 4YOG For Your Own Good 501 An excuse that's full of holes 5WGY10 $5 Will Get you $10 (betting, 2 to 1 odds) 73 Best Regards (3) 7H Seventh Heaven (euphoria) 7K Sick (5) 8 Ate / Eight (7,1) 8 Infinity 86 Out Of / Over / To Get Rid Of (2) 88 Love and Kisses (3) 8ball Eightball 911 Emergency, Call 911 Emergency, Call Me (3) ::POOF:: Goodbye (Leaving The Room) ? I have a question @ At (10) @@ Just Lurking, Reading But Not Participating @ABOY Atta Boy, (that's my boy / way to go / congratulations) @AC At All Cost (spare no effort) @COLL At College @HM At Home @SCHL At School @TEOTD At The End Of The Day (2) @WRK At Work ^5 High 5/Five (4)
A's = 201
A All A Whl Crcdl After While Crocodile A/S Age/Sex? A/S/C Age/Sex/Check (tell me your...?) A/S/L Age/Sex/Location/Language? A/S/L A/S/L? Age/Sex/Location? (tell me your...?) (14,3) A/S/S/C Age, Sex, State & Check (tell me your...?) A2 Anytime, Anywhere A3 Anytime, Anywhere, Anyplace (7) A? Eh? AA Adios Amigo(s) (goodby friend)(3) AA Alcoholics Anonymous (4) AAA Any Assistance Appreciated AAA Travel club AAAAA American Association Against Acronym Abuse (3) AAAAA Travel club for alcoholics AAAAAA American Asociation Against Acronym Abuse Anonymous AAF As A Friend (2) AAK Asleep At Keyboard (3) AAMOF As A Matter Of Fact (19) AAMOI As A Matter Of Interest (3) AAR AAR8 At Any Rate (4,1) AAS Alive And Smiling (2) AAT And Another Thing AATK Always At The Keyboard (3) AAYF As Always, Your Friend (3) AB Ah Bless! (2) AB Arse Backwards (2) ABC Already Been Chewed ABD All But Dissertation ABIHIWTITB A Bird In Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush ABITHIWTIDB A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush ABRVS Abbreviations ABT About (3) ABT2 About To (2) ACD Alt-Control-Delete (3 finger salute)(3) ACE Access Control Entry (2) ACK Acknowledgement (3) ACRONYM Abbreviated Coded Rendition Of Name Yielding Meaning (2) ACTIV8 Activate (2) ACTO ACcording TO ADAD Another Day Another Dollar (2) ADBB All Done Bye Bye (2) ADCTD2LUV Addicted To Love ADDY ADD Address (5,4) ADHD Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder ADIH Another Day In Hades (2) ADIP Another Day In Paradise (2) ADN Any Day Now (19) ADR Address (3) ADSL Asymmetric Digital Subscriber Line AEAP As Early As Possible (2) AFAGAY A Friend As Good As You (2) AFAHMASP A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted (2) AFAIA As Far As I'm Aware AFAIAA As Far As I Am Aware AFAIC As Far As I Can AFAIC As Far As I'm Concerned (18) AFAICS As Far As I Can See (4) AFAICT As Far As I Can Tell (6) AFAIK As Far As I Know (66) AFAIR As Far As I Recall/Remember (5) AFAIU As Far As I Understand (2) AFAIUI As Far As I Understand It (5) AFAP As Far As Possible (2) AFAYC As Far As Yor're Concerned (2) AFAYK As Far As You Know AFC Away From (the) Computer (3) AFCS Any Fool Can See AFDA A Few Days Ago AFDB A Few Days Back AFDN Any Frigging Day Now (2) AFIAA As Far As I Am Aware (2) AFINIAFI A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed (2) AFJ April Fool's Joke (4) AFK Away From (the) Keyboard (60) AFLA Another 4 Letter Acronym AFM And Further More AFP Away From Powwow AFU All Fouled Up AFWIW Anyway, For What It's Worth AFZ Acronym Free Zone (3) AGKWE And God Knows What Else (2) AGNB Age/Gender No Bar AGP Accelerated Graphics Port AGREEMT Agreement (2) AGRNB Age/Gender/Race No Bar AIAMU And I'm A Monkey's Uncle (2) AIESATDA All I Ever See Are These Darn Acronyms AIH As It Happens (3) AIIC As If I Care AIIDK As If I Didn't Know AIM AOL IM (AOL Instant Messaging) AIMB As I Mentioned Before (2) AIMP Always In My Prayers (2) AIR As I Remember/Recall AISB As I Said Before (4) AISB As It Should Be (2) AISE As I Said Earlier (3) AISI As I See It (15) AIUI As I Understand It (6) AIW As It Were/Was (2) AIYDK As If You Didn't Know AKA A.K.A. Also Known As (alias)(24,2) ALA As Long As ALAP As Late As Possible (3) ALIWANISU All I Want Is You ALO A Live One ALOL Actually Laughing Out Loud (2) ALTG Act Locally, Think Globally (2) ALTHO Although ALWZ Always ALWZ Always AMAP As Many/Much As Possible (4) AMBW All My Best Wishes (4) AMF Adios My Friend (2) AMF All My Fault AMIGA A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction AML All My Love (8) ANB Age No Bar AND Any Day Now (2) ANFAWFOS And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor(s)(9) ANFAWFOW And Now For A Word From Our Web Sponsor (2) ANFSCD And Now For Something Completely Different (8) ANYTNG Anything AOAS All Of A Sudden (3) AOB Abuse Of Bandwidth (3) AOB Any Other Business AOBTD Another One Bites The Dust AOK All O.K. (2) AOL America Online (4) AOL Army Of Lunatics/Lamers (2) AON All Or None (winner take all) AP Apple Pie (3) APAC All Praise & Credit (2) API Application Programming Interface APPLE A Perverted Person Licks Everything APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity APYR As Per Your Request ARE Acronym-Rich Environment (2) AS Another Subject (3) ASAFP As Soon As Frigging Possible (4) ASAP As Soon As Possible (57) ASAYGT As Soon As You Get This (2) ASCII American Standard Code For Information Interchange (2) ASF And So Forth ASL Age, Sex, Location (3) ASL ASL? Age, Sex & Location? (what are your)(see A/S/L)(13,3) ASLMH Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies (state your)(2) ASO And So On ASP Active Server Pages ASS Acronym Specialists Society ASS Alien Space Ship ASS Always Stay Sweet ASW All Seems Well ASY Assembly ATB All The Best (17) ATEOTLYWBAT At The End Of This Lesson You Will Be Able To ATK At The Keyboard (13) ATLA Another Three Letter Acronym (2) ATM Asynchronous Transfer Mode ATM At The Moment (26) ATM Automatic Teller Machine (2) ATSL Along The Same Line (6) ATST At The Same Time (3) ATTN Attention (3) ATTYOB Anything That Turns You On Baby (2) ATW All/Around The Web (2) ATW Around The world ATW At The Weekend (2) AU Australia AV Avatar - Graphical representaion of a person chatting AWA As well as AWC After While, Crocodile (4) AWCIGO And Where Can I Get One (2) AWFK Away From Keyboard (see AFK) AWGTHTGTATA Are We Going To Have To Go Through All This/That Again? (5) AWGTHTGTTA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again? (13) AWGTHTGTTSA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Stuff Again? (2) AWGTHTGTWTA Are We Going To Have To Go Through With This Again? (3) AWHFY A Word To The Wise AWHFY Are We Having Fun Yet? (13) AWK Away From Keyboard (see AFK) AWOL Absent Without Leave (4) AWS As We Speak AWTTW A Word To The Wise (2) AWYR Awaiting Your Reply AX Across (2) AYCOOYM Are You Completely Out Of Your Mind AYF All Your Fault AYK As You Know (2) AYOR At Your Own Risk (12) AYPI And Your Point Is? (3) AYR As You Requested AYRRRS Are You Really Really Really Sure? AYSOS Are You Stupid Or Something? (3) AYSOW Are You Stupid Or What? AYT Are You There? (3) AYTMTB And You're Telling Me This Because? (2) AYWWWS Are You Weally Weally WEALLY Sure? (E. Fudd) AZ Arizona
B's = 268
B Be, Bee, Been, Bye (15,1,1,1) B&B Bye & Blessings B&P Blanks & Postage B&W Black & White B'DAY Birthday (3) B/C Because (14) B2 Back To B2B Business To Business B2W Back To Work B3 Blah, Blah, Blah B4 Before (36) B4 Before (8) B4N BFN Bye For Now (34,2) B4U Before You (2) B4YKI Before You Know It (2) B8B Behind the 8 Ball (at a disadvantage / in a tough situation) B@K Back At Keyboard B@THPICS4 Be At The Pictures for .....pm BAC Back At computer BAC Bad Arsed Chick BAC By Any Chance (6) BAD Broken/Bad As Designed (6) BAG Busting A Gut (Laughing)(3) BAIC Boy Am I Confused BAK Back At (the) Keyboard (34) BAK Back At Keys BAM By All Means BANANA Built Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anybody BAP Back At Powwow BAR&AHP Between A Rock & A Hard Place (in a bad situation) BAS Big Arsed Smile (8) BASIC Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control BATR Bouncing Around The Room BAU Business As Usual (3) BB Bathroom Break BB Be Back BB Bulletin Board (forum, message board)(2) BB4N Bye Bye For Now (5) BBB Busy Beyond Belief (2) BBB Bye Bye Baby BBBG Bye Bye, Be Good (4) BBC Bottom Of Back Cover BBD Basically Brain Dead BBF Best Buds Forever BBFBBM Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel (3) BBFCFM Big Black Furry Creature From Mars BBFN Bye Bye For Now (20) BBI Big Brother Inside BBIAB Be Back In A Bit (11) BBIAB Be Back In A Bit (8) BBIABUPB Be Back In A Bit, Urgent Potty Break BBIAF Be Back In A Few (minutes) (14) BBIAM Be Back In A Minute (4) BBIAS Be Back In A Sec(ond) (4) BBIAW Be Back In A While (2) BBJ Big Ball Jam / Beach Ball Jam / Big Beach Jam BBL BBL8R Be Back Later/Late (63,2) BBN Bye Bye Now (10) BBN Bye Bye Now (6) BBR Burnt Beyond Repair (9) BBS Be Back Soon (30) BBS Bulletin Board System (2) BBS Bulletin Board System/Service (5) BBSD Be Back Soon Darling (3) BBSL Be Back Sooner or Later (3) BBSTYWTCMDJBAP Be Back Sooner Than You Would Think, Considering My Dog Just Bit A Policeman BBT Be Back Tomorrow (2) BBW Big Beautiful Woman (2) BC Back Cover BC Basket Case (2) BC Be cool BC Because (5) BCAME Became BCBC Beggars Can't Be Choosers BCBS Big Company, Big School (2) BCC Blind Carbon Copy (2) BCNU Be Seeing You (goodbye)(40) BCNU Be seein’ you BCOZ Because (3) BCUM Become BD Big Deal (11) BD Brain-dead BD BDAY Birthday (3) BDC Big Dumb Company / Big Dot Com (2) BDINI Big Deal I'm Not Impressed BDN Big Darn Number (3) BEG Big Evil Grin (21) BF Biological Father BF Boyfriend (32) BFD Big Fricking/Flipping Deal (7) BFF Best Friends Forever (3) BFFL Best Friends For Life BFG Big Fat Grin BFG Big Friendly Giant BFG Big Friendly/Fricking Giant/Gun/Grin (6 possibilities) BFG Big Friggin Gun BFGWST Big Fat Grin With Sharp Teeth BFH Big Fricking Hammer BFHD Big Fat Hairy Deal BFI Brute Force & Ignorance (2) BFI Bunch of Fricking Idiots (2) BFLD Baffled BFMI Brute Force & Massive Ignorance BFMI Brute Force and Massive Ignorance BFN B4N Bye For Now (35,2) BFOG Blouse Full Of Goodies BFS Big Fricking Screwdriver BFZ4EVR Best Friends For Ever (2) BG Big Giggle BG Big Grin (14) BG Big Grin, (7) BG Bl**dy Git BGUTI Better Get Used To It BGWM Be Gentle With Me BH Better Half (2) BHL8 Be Home Late (5) BHOF Bald Headed Old Fart (3) BIAB Be Back In A Bit BIBO Beer In, Beer Out (10) BIC Best In Class BIC Best In Class BICBW But I Could Be Wrong (2) BIF Basis In Fact (6) BIF Before I Forget (6) BIL Boss Is Listening (5) BIL Brother In Law (11) BIN Binary BIN Buy It Now BION Believe It Or Not (15) BIOS Basic Input-Output System BIOTOE Blow It Out The Other End BIOYA Blow It Out Your Arse (2) BIOYIOP Blow It Out Your I/O Port (Input/Output)(5) BIOYN Blow It Out Your Nose (2) BISS Because I Said/Say So BISSTW Because I Said So, That's Why BIT Binary Digit BITD Back In The Day (2) BITD Beaten It To Death (2) BITGOD Back In The good Old Days BITMT But In The Meantime (2) BK Back BK Because (2) BK Break BKA Better Known As (5) BKAM Between Keyboard And Monitor (problem is the user) BL Belly Laugh(Ing) (5) BLTN Better Late Than Never BM Blonde Moment (2) BM Bugger Me BM Byte Me (3) BMGWL Busting My Gut With Laughter (4) BMHATK Banging My Head Against The Keyboard BMHATW Banging My Head Against The Wall (2) BML Bitting My Lip BMOC Big Man On Campus (2) BMOTA Byte Me On The Arse (2) BMTA Brilliant Minds Think Alike BMTIPG Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters (4) BMW Be My Wife (2) BN Been (2) BN Being BNF Big Name Fan (7) BNI Batteries Not Included BO Buzz Off BOAF Birds Of A Feather BOC But Of Course (3) BOF Birds Of a Feather (2) BOFH Bad [system] Operator From Hades (2) BOGOF Buy One Get One Free BOHICA Bend Over, Here It Comes Again (6) BOHOF Back Of Hand On Forehead BOL Best Of Luck (5) BOS Big Orange Switch (2) BOT Back On Topic (14) BOT Robot (4) BOTE Back Of The Envelope BOTEC Back Of The Envelope Calculation (5) BP Blood Pressure BPS Bits-Per-Second BR Bathroom (2) BR Best Regards BRB Be Right Back (82) BRBCTA2S Be Right Back, Can't Think of Anything To Say (2) BRBGP Be Right Back, Gotta Pee (2) BRBGTGP Be Right Back, Got To Go Pee BRBIGGAT Be Right Back, I Gotta Get A Towel BRBIGGP Be Right Back, I Gotta Go Pee! BRBIGP Be Right Back, I Gotta Pee BRBNC Be Right Back, Nature Calls BRBUPB Be Right Back, Urgent Potty Break BRH Be Right Here (4) BRILL Brilliant BROS Brothers BRS Best Regards BRS Big Red Switch (9) BRT Be Right There (13) BRTR Bouncing Round The Room BS Big Smile (4) BS Bullstuff BSF But Seriously, Folks (3) BSG Big Smiling Grin BSG Broad Sweeping Generalization / Big Smiling Grin (2) BSOD Blue Screen Of Death (3) BST But Seriously Though BT Byte This (2) BTA Be There. Aloha! BTA Before The Attacks (2) BTA But Then Again (19) BTAICBW But Then Again I Could Be Wrong (2) BTAIM Be That As It May (8) BTC Biting The Carpet BTDT Been There, Done That (26) BTDTGTS Been There, Done That, Got The T-Shirt (9) BTFOOM Beats Te Funk Out Of Me BTFT Been There Fixed That BTG Buck Tooth Grin BTGOG By The Grace Of God BTHOM Beats The Heck Out Of/Outta Me (8) BTHOOM Beats The Heck Out Of Me BTLSOM Beats The Living Stuff Out of Me BTOBD Be There Or Be Dead (7) BTOBS Be There Or Be Square (3) BTPOOM Beats The Poo Out Of Me! BTR Better BTSOOM Beats The Stuff Out Of Me (11) BTSOOM Beats The Stuffing Out Of Me BTTP Back To The Point BTU Back To You BTW By The Way (93) BTWBO Be There With Bells On (4) BTWN Between BTY Blessings To You BUAF Butt Ugly ASCII Font BUAG Big/Butt Ugly Ascii Graphic BUGS Bloody User Generated Symptoms BW Best Wishes (2) BW Black & White BWD Backward BWDIK But What Do I Know? (3) BWFH Bad Webmaster From Hades BWG Big Wide Grin (2) BWK Big Wet Kiss BWKOL Big Wet Kiss On Lips BWKOTL Big Wet Kiss On The Lips BWL Bursting With Laughter (20) BWO Black, White or Other (3) BWQ Buzz Word Quotient (9) BWS Big Wide Smile BWTHDIK But What The Heck Do I Know...? (2) BWU Be With You BY Busy (2) BY Good Bye BYC By Your Command BYE Goodbye (3) BYE Response to BYE? BYE? Are You Ready To Say Goodbye? (2) BYE? Are you ready to say goodbye? If so, type "BYE" (2) BYKT But You Knew/Know That (10) BYKTA But You Know/Knew That Already (3) BYM Believe You Me BYO Bring Your Own BYOB Bring Your Own Booze/Beverage/Beer/Bud/Booze (2) BYOB Bring Your Own Bottle/Booze (7) BYOM Bring Your Own Mac (3) BYORL Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher (2) BYTM Better You Than Me BZOF Buzz Off (3)
C's = 185
C See, Sea (16,3) C U L8R See You Later (2) C U L8TER See You Later C U SOON See You Soon C YA See Ya/You (2) C ZIN Season C%D Could (3) C%L Cool C&G Chuckle And Grin (19) C&P Copy & Paste C-P Sleepy (2) C-T City (2) C/O Care Of C/O in Care Of (for sending mail) C/P Cross Post (2) C/P/S City or Country / Profession / Status (married/single) C4N Ciao For Now (chow)(2) CA California CAD Computer Aided Design CAD Control-Alt-Delete (3 finger salute) CADET Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try (7) CATCH Come Again? That Can't Help CB Call Back CB Chat/Call Brat (3) CBL Come Back Later CC Carbon Copy (4) CC Courtesy Copy / Cut Corner CC I understand (I copy / Copy that) CCF Crippled Computer Fingers CCWC Can't Cook Won't Cook CD-ROM Compact Disc - Read-Only Memory CD-ROM Consumer Device Rendered Obsolete in Months CDT Central Daylight Time CE Creative Editing (2) CEO Chief Executive (2) CERT Computer Emergency Response Team CFD Call For Discussion (6) CFM Confirm CFV Call For Vote(s) (8) CGI Common Gateway Interface (2) CH@ Chat CHLN Chilling CHLYA Chill Ya! CHUR CHOWUR See How You Are (3) CI Complete Idiot CIAC Computer Incident Advisory Capability CIAC Computer Incident Advisory Center CIAO Chow (goodbye)(Italian) (9) CIBM? Could It Be Magic? CICO Coffee In, Coffee Out (10) CID Consider It Done (14) CID Crying In Disgrace (16) CIITM Check Is In The Mail CIM Compuserve Information Manager CIO Check It Out (2) CIO Cut It Out (3) CIS Compuserve Information Service (8) CIS Consumer Information Service CIS CI$ Compuserve Information System (tm)(2) CLA Cap Lock Alert CLAB Crying Like A Baby (2) CLD Calling Long Distance CLD9? Cloud 9? CLI Command Line Interface (2) CLM Career Limiting Move (2) CLOAKA Canonical List Of All Known Acronyms CLR Clear CM CMI Call Me (7,3) CMB Call Me Back CMF Count My Fingers (3) CMIIW Correct Me If I'm Wrong (10) CMON Come On (5) CN Can (2) CNC Cheap And Cheerful CNP... CNP Continued (In My) Next Post... (14,1) CNS Computer Nerds CO Colorado CO Conference/Company (5,5) COB Close Of Business (3) COBOL Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language COD Cash On Delivery (when receiving mail)(2) COI Come On In COMM COMMS Community(ies) CONGRATS Congradulations CONUS Continental United States (Us Sans Alaska & Hawaii) COS Because COTFL Crawling On The Floor Laughing COTFLGOHAHA Crawling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out & Having A Heart Attack (3) COZ, BC Because (3,1) CP Chat Post (a chat message)(13) CP Copy Protection (3) CP Custodial Parent CPF Can Pigs Fly? (2) CPP C Plus Plus or C++ CPU Central Processing Unit CR Can't Remember CR8 Create CRA Can't Remember Anything (2) CRAA Can't Remember Anything Anymore CRADT Can't Remember A Darn Thing CRAFT Can't Remember A Fricking Thing (2) CRAFT Can't Remember A Friggin' Thing (5) CRAP Cheap Redundant Assorted Products (3) CRAT Can't Remember A Thing CRB Come Right Back CRBT Crying Real(ly) Big Tears (9) CRC Cyclic Redundancy Check CRPG Character (or computer) Role Playing Game CRPG Character/Computer Role Playing Game CRS Can't Remember Stuff (6) CRTLA Can't Remember the Three-Letter Acronym CS Child Support CS Cop Shop (police station)(2) CSG Chuckle Snicker Grin (11) CSG Chuckle, Snigger, Grin (8) CSL Can't Stop Laughing (3) CSS Cascading Style Sheets CST Central Standard Time CSTHNKNAU Can't Stop Thinking About You CSW Can't See Why CSY Can't Stop Yawning CTB Cars Trucks Busses CTC Choking The Chicken (2) CTN Can't Talk Now CTR Center (4) CTTC Can't Take The Chance (too risky) CTTD Cute Things They Do (2) CTTS Cute Things They Say (2) CTY City CU See You (48) CU 2MORO See You Tomorrow (2) CU 2NITE See You Tonight CU @... See You at ...O'Clock CU L8R See You Later CU2 See You, Too (4) CU2MARO See You Tomorrow (2) CU2NITE See You Tonight CU@ See You Around (3) CU@ CU@... See You At... (4) CUA Common User Access (2) CUA Commonly Used Acronym(s)(3) CUA Completely Useless Acronym CUB L8R Call You Back Later (6) CUD Could CUD Could (5) CUIMD See You In My Dreams CUL Call/Catch You Later (5) CUL See/Catch You Later (32) CUL CUL8R See You Later CUL8ER See You Later CUL8R see you later (33) CUL8R ALIG8R See You Later Alligator CUL8TR CUL8ER See You Later (9,3) CULA See You Later, Alligator (4) CULA-AWC See You Later Alligator, After While Crocodile (2) CUNS See You In School! (2) CUNT Computer User Non-Technical CUNVR See You Never CUOL See You On Line CUPL Couple CUS See You Soon (2) CUZ Because (7) CW2CU Can't Wait To See You CWOT Complete Waste Of Time (4) CWYL Chat With You Later (17) CY Calm Yourself (2) CY C-YA See Ya CYA Cover Your Arse (9) CYA See Ya/You (Seeya) (22,17) CYA See You Around CYAL8R See Ya/You (all) Later (Seeyalata) (16) CYE Check Your E-Mail CYL Catch You Later CYL See You Later (6) CYO See You Online (3) CYR ... Call Your ... CYR BOS Call Your Boss (5) CYR BRO Call Your Brother (4) CYR H Call Your Husband (4) CYR MA Call Your Mother (4) CYR OFIS Call Your Office (5) CYR PA Call Your Father (5) CYR SIS Call Your Sister (5) CYR WF Call Your Wife (4) CYT See You Tomorrow (2)
D's = 170
D DE DA The (8,2,2) D&C Duck & Cover (1950's song about atomic bomb) D&W Ducking & Weaving D/L Download (you receive)(3) D1 Day One (from the beginning or start) D8 Date (3) D8ING Dating DAF Divorced Asian Female DAK Dead At Keyboard DAM Divorced Asian Male DAMHIK (IJK) Don't Ask Me How I Know (I Just Know) DAMIFINO Darned, If I Know DAMIJWH Don't Ask Me, I Just Work Here DAP Parents Against Dyslexia [chuckle] (2) DARFC Duck(ing) And Run(ing) For Cover (2) DARFC Ducking & Running For Cover DARFC Ducking And Running For Cover (3) DAT That (3) DB8 Debate DBA Doing Business As (4) DBAI Designed By An Idiot DBAU Doing Business As Usual DBEYR Don't Believe Everything You Read (2) DBF Dear Boy Friend DBF Divorced Black Female DBM Divorced Black Male DBMS Data Base Management System DBN Doing Business, Not (2) DC Dead Center (bull's eye) DD Dead DD Dear/Darling Daughter (14,4) DD Dreaded Disease DD Due Diligence (3) DDD Direct Distance Dial (phone system abbr.) (4) DDDOT This, That, The Other Thing DDG Drop Dead Gorgeous (2) DEC Do Expect Cuts DEGT Don't Even Go There DETI Don't Even Think It (2) DETLA Double Extended Three Letter Abbreviation (2) DEU Dumb End User DF Dear Friend (2) DFLA Disenhanced Four-Letter Acronym (That Is, A Tla) (2) DFM Don't Flame Me DFU Don't Forget Units (2) DGA Dead Give Away DGA Don't Go Anywhere DGD Dear Grand Daughter DGMS Don't Get Me Started DGMW Don't Get Me Wrong DGT Don't Go There (5) DH Darn/Dang/Dumb/Deaf/Demented Husband/Hubby (11) DH Dear/Darling Husband/Hubby (16) DHAC Don't/Doesn't Have A Clue DHTML Dynamic Hypertext Markup Language. DHYB Don't Hold Your Breath (7) DICT8 Dictate DIDT Did I Do That? DIIK DIIN Darn(ed) If I Know (14) DIKU? Do I Know You? (9) DIL Daughter-In-Law (7) DILLIGAC Do I Look Like I Give A Crap? (2) DILLIGAD Do I Look Like I Give A Darn? (12) DILLIGAF Does It Look Like I Give A Flip? (2) DILLIGAFF Do I Look Like I Give a Flying Flip? DIM Do It Myself DINK Double/Dual Income, No Kids (2) DINKY Double Income, No Kids Yet DINR Dinner DIS Did I Say DIS This (2) DISNDAT This & That DITD Down In The Dumps DITUIHIBMSL? Did I Tell You I Hate IBMs Lately? (2) DITYID Did I Tell You I'm Distressed? (3) DIY Do It Yourself (13) DJF Divorced Jewish Female DJM Divorced Jewish Male DK Don't Know (11) DKDC DNDC Don't Know, Don't Care (3,1) DKU Drop Kick Ugly DL Dead Link DL D/L Download (you receive file) (11,2) DLG Devilish Little Grin (3) DLL Dynamic Link Library DLN Don't Leave Now DLP Digital Light Processor DLT Disregard Last Transmission DLTBBB Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite (17) DLTM Don't Lie To Me DM& Demand DMI Don't Mention It (2) DNA Did Not Answer (3) DNC Does Not Compute (2) DNK Do Not/Don't Know (3) DNPGDNCTHD Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect Two Hundred Dollars DNPM Darn Near P'ed Myself (3) DNR Dinner (4) DNS Domain Name Server (2) DNTTAH Do Not Try This At Home DOA Dead On Arrival (5) DOB Date/Day Of Birth (2) DOD We could tell you but then we'd have to kill you DOLT Division of Overseas Lemming Technicians DOM Dirty Old Man (8) DON Double Or Nothing (betting, gambling) DON DOIN Doing (3,1) DOS Disk Operating System (2) DOS Dozing Off Soon (3) DOTGOV A government official (from .gov)(2) DOTGOV The Government DOY Dork Of the Year DP Dear/Darling Partner DPKOL Deep Passionate Kiss On (the) Lips DQMOT Don't Quote Me On This (3) DQYDJ Don't Quit Your Day Job (5) DR Doctor (2) DRA Don't Recognize Acronyms DRIB Don't Read If Busy DRT Dead Right There DS Darling Son DS Dear/Darling Son (6,3) DSF Dear Special Friend DSIL Dear Son-in-law DSL Digital Subscriber Line (highspeed telephone line)(2) DSSSL Document Style Semantics & Specification Language DSTN Dual Scan Twisted Nemonic DSVD Digital Simultaneous Voice & Data DTA Don't Trust Anybody DTD Document Type Definition DTOKAB Drop To One Knee And Blow DTP DeskTop Publishing (3) DTRT Do The Right Thing (13) DTS Don't Think So (2) DTTAH Don't Try This At Home DUCT Did You See That? DUCWIC Do You See What I See DUCWIC Do You see (C) What I see (C) DUK Dead Upon Keyboard (2) DUR? Do You Remember? (7) DUST Did You See That? (2) DUWTWB Do You Want To White Board (2) DV8 Deviate DVD Digital Versatile Disk DW Dear/Darling/Da Wife (9,1,1) DWB Don't Write Back (4) DWD Dude DWF Divorced White Female DWIM Do What I Mean (3) DWIMC Do What I Mean, Correctly (8) DWIMNWIS Do What I Mean, Not What I Say (7) DWISNWID Do What I Say, Not What I Do DWKOTL Deep Wet Kiss On The Lips DWL Dying With Laughter DWM Divorced White Male DWPKOTL Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On The Lips (2) DWYM Does What You Mean (2) DXNRE DXNRY Dictionary (2,1) DYE Darn Your Eyes! (2) DYHSBTD Don't You Have Something Better To Do? DYHWIH Do You Hear What I Hear (2) DYJHIW Don't You Just Hate It When... (2) DYK Do You Know DYLM Do You Like Me (4) DYOFDW Do Your Own Frigging Dirty Work (2) DYSTSOTT Did You See The Size Of That Thing? (2) DYSWIS Do You See What I See (3) DYW2WB Do You Want To White Board DYWTWB Do You Want To White Board DYWWB Do You Want to White Board
E's = 63
E&OE Errors & Omissions Excepted E.G. For Example (2) E123 Easy As One, Two, Three (2) E2EG Ear To Ear Grin (7) EAK Eating At Keyboard (4) EAP Easy As Pie EBCDIC Extended Binary Coded Decimal Interchange Code ED Emotionally Disturbed (2) EDD Estimated Due Date EDP Emotionally Disturbed Person (2) EDT Eastern Daylight Time (2) EG Evil Giggle EG Evil Grin (30) EGC Extrememly Gruntled Customer EH? What? EIF Exercise In Futility (2) EL Evil Laugh (3) ELOL Evil Laugh Out Loud (See Lol Below) ELOL Evil Laughing Out Loud EM? Excuse Me? (2) EMAIL Electronic Mail (Mail Transported Through Internet) EMFBI Excuse Me For Butting In (3) EMFH Every Man For Himself EMFJI Excuse Me For Jumping In EMRU Error Message Replace User EMS E-Mail Shorthand EMSG Email Message (16) EMYL Email you later EOB End Of Business (2) EOD End Of Day EOD End Of Discussion (14) EOF End Of File (3) EOL End Of Lecture (7) EOL End Of Life (2) EOLAWKI End Of Life As We Know It EOM End Of Message (10) EOR End Of Rant EOS End Of Show EOS End of Story EOT End Of Thread (meaning end of discussion)(7) EOT End Of Transmission ERU Error, Replace User ES Enough Said ES&D Eat Stuff & Die ES<HI Eat Stuff & Live To Hate It ESAD Eat Stuff & Die (3) ESAL Eat Stuff & Live ESO Equipment Smarter Than Operator (2) ESOSL Endless Snorts of Stupid Laughter (3) ESP ESPecially (2) EST Eastern Standard Time (2) ETA Estimated Time Of Arrival (5) ETC Et Cetera (and so on)(3) ETD Estimated Time of Departure ETE Estimated Time En route ETLA Extended Three-Letter Acronym/Abbr (That Is, An Fla)(11) EULA End-User License Agreement (2) EVE Evening EVRY Every EVRY1 EVERY1 Everyone (3,1) EWI E-Mailing While Intoxicated (2) EX Example EZ EZY Easy (13,3)
F's = 127
F Female, If F2F Face To Face (in person)(37) F2F Flesh To Flesh F2T Free To Talk (15) F8 Fate F? Friends? (5) FAAK Falling Asleep At Keyboard FAB Features, Attributes, Benefits (2) FAI Frequently Argued Issue FAQ Frequently Asked Question(s) (39) FAQL Frequently Asked Questions List (2) FAWC For Anyone Who Cares (3) FB Feedback FB Files Busy (2) FB Funny Business FBKS Failure Between Keyboard And Seat (2) FBOW For Better Or Worse (2) FBTW From Bad To Worse FC Fingers Crossed (19) FCFS First Come, First Served (9) FCOL For Crying Out Loud (4) FDROTFL Falling Down Rolling On The Floor Laughing (7) FE Fatal Error (6) FEFY Fast Enough For You FF Fast Forward FF Friends Forever (2) FF&PN Fresh Fields & Pastures New (2) FFA Free For All FGT Feeling Great Today (2) FICCL Frankly, I Couldn't Care Less (2) FIL Father In Law (14) FIM Foot in mouth FIMD Foot-In-Mouth Disease (Open mouth, insert foot) FIOFY Figure It Out For Yourself FIRST Forum of Incident Response and Security Teams FISH First In, Still Here (on line TOO much)(15) FITB Fill In The Blank(s)(16) FKA Formerly Known As FL Florida FLA Five Letter Abbreviation (2) FLA Four Letter Acronym (3) FLEA Four Letter Extended Acronym FLK Funny Looking Kid FLW Famous Last Words FM Fine Magic FM From Memory (2) FMI For More Information FMTEYEWTK Far More Than Everything You've Ever Wanted To Know FMTYEWTK Far More Than You Ever Wanted To Know (2) FMU From My Understanding FNB Football & Beer FO Far out! FOAD Fall Over & Die FOAF Friend Of A Friend (18) FOAFOAG Father Of A Friend Of A Girlfriend (2) FOAG Father Of A Girlfriend (2) FOBL Fell Outta' Bed Laughing FOC Free Of Charge (3) FOCL Falling Off (the) Chair Laughing (4) FOCL Falls Off Chair Laughing FOCL Fell Outta' Chair Laughing FOCLMAO Fell Off Chair Laughin My Arse Off FOD Finger Of Death (2) FOFL Falling On (the) Floor Laughing (4) FOFL Falling On Floor Laughing FOMAL Falling On My Arse Laughing FOMC Fell Off My Chair (2) FOMCL Falling Off My Chair Laughing (3) FOMCL Fell Out Of My Chair Laughing FONE Phone FOOBAR Variant of FUBAR FOOMCL Fell Out Of My Chair Laughing FOR For Obvious Reasons FOS Freedom Of Speech (3) FOS Full Of Stuff FOT Full Of Tripe (2) FOTCL Falling Off Chair Laughing FOTCL Falling Off The Chair Laughing (7) FOTF Falling On The Floor FOTFLOL Falling On The Floor, Laughing Out Loud (3) FOTM Fire On The Mountain FOZ From Autralia (aka OZ) FRE Frequently Requested Enhancement FRED Flaming Ridiculous Electronic Device (4) FRM From FRND Friend FROA Ferengi Rules Of Aquisition FRZ Fruitin' Religious Zealot FS For Sale (5) FSD Fools Seldom Differ (2) FST Fast (2) FSTR Faster FT For Trade FTAC Fantasy FTASB Faster Than A Speeding Bullet (11) FTBL Football FTBOMH From The Bottom Of My Heart (10) FTF Face To Face (11) FTL Faster Than Light (10) FTL(T) Faster Than Light (Travel) FTM For That Matter FTP File Trasnfer Protocal (5) FTR For The Record (3) FTS Fixin' To Start (2) FTTB For The Time Being (3) FU Fouled Up (2) FUA Frequently Used Acronyms FUBAB Fouled Up Beyond All Belief (3) FUBAR Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition (19) FUBAR Fouled Up Beyond All Repair (13) FUBB Fouled Up Beyond Belief (11) FUCHA Future FUD Fear, Uncertainty & Doubt (13) FUD Fear, Uncertainty (&) Disinformation (5) FUMTU Fouled Up More Than Usual (2) FUNE Funny FURTB Full Up Ready To Burst (human/hard disk full) (8) FWD Forward (3) FWFN Farewell For Now FWIW For What It's Worth (77) FWY Freeway FX Fingers Crossed FYA For Your Amusement (25) FYEO For Your Eyes Only (7) FYEO For Your Ears Only FYI For Your Information (72) FYM For Your Misinformation (2)
G's = 163
G Giggle (4) G Grining/Grin (18,7) G,D&R Grinning, Ducking & Running (3) G,D&RF Grinning, Ducking & Running Fast! G,D&RVVF Grinning, Ducking & Running Very Very Fast G/W Guess What (2) G1 Good One (2) G2CU Glad/Good To See You G2G Got To/Gotta/ Go (11) G2SY Glad/Good To See You (2) G9 Genius (7) GA Georgia GA Go Ahead (19) GA Good afternoon GAC Get A Clue (2) GAFIA Get Away From It All (3) GAFM Get Away From Me GAL Get A Life (43) GALGAL Give A Little Get A Little (3) GAS Greetings & Salutations GB Gigabyte GB Goodbye (2) GBH Great Big Hug (3) GBH&K Great Big Hugs & Kisses GBH&KB Greak Big Hugs & Kisses Back GBTM Get Back To Me GBTW Get Back To Work (2) GBU God Bless You (3) GBY God Bless You GC Garbage Collect (tidy up) GD&H Grinning, Ducking & Hiding (2) GD&R Grinning, Ducking & Running (14) GD&R,VVF Grinning, Ducking & Running, Very Very Fast GD&R,WVF Grinning, Ducking & Running, Walking Very Fast GD&RF Grinning, Ducking & Running Fast (3) GD&RF Grinning, Ducking & Running Fast! (3) GD&RVVF Grinning, Ducking & Running Very Very Fast (2) GD&W Grinning, Ducking & Weaving (2) GD&WVF Grinning, Ducking & Walking Very Fast (2) GD&WVVF Grinning, Ducking & Walking Very Very Fast (2) GDR GDAR Grinning, Ducking & Running (2) GDW Grin, Duck & Weave (5) GE Good Evening GF G/F Girlfriend (31) GFB Go For Broke GFC Going For Coffee (5) GFETE Grinning From Ear To Ear (2) GFI Go For It (2) GFN Gone For Now (19) GFN Good For Nothing GFR Grim File Reaper (6) GFT Going For Tea (2) GFU General Foul Up (2) GG Good Game (12) GG Good Game gaming GG Gotta Go (4) GGB Gotta Get Beer GGC Goo Goo Cluster (Cause Zits & Intestinal Blockage)(2) GGFN Got To Go For Now GGG GiGGle (as in ) GGN Gotta Go Now (5) GGP Gotta Go Pee (6) GGS Go Get Stuffed GHP Good Hand Partner (For Online Card Games) GIAR Give It A Rest (2) GIAT Give It A Try GIDK Gee, I Don't Know (2) GIF Graphical Interchange Format GIGO Garbage In, Garbage Out (13) GIGO Garbage In, Gospel Out (blindly accepting nearly anything)(2) GIMME Give Me GIWIST Gee, I Wish I'd Said That (18) GIYODS Get It Your Own Damn Self GIZZA Give Me A GJ Good Job (6) GJIAVYCN Go Jump In A Volcano, You Cave Newt GJP Good Job Partner GKW God Knows What GL Good Luck (10) GL Good Luck gaming GLAGH Good Luck & Good Hunting GLG Goofy Little Grin (3) GLGH Good Luck & Good Hunting (9) GLLA Great Lovers Love Alike GLYASDI God Loves You And So Do I (2) GM Good Morning (2) GM Good Move/Match GM Got Milk? GMAB Give me a break! (8) GMB Getting More Beer (2) GMBO Giggling My Butt Off (12) GMC Getting More Coffee GMESUMLOVIN Give Me Some Lovin' (2) GMP Getting More Pop GMT Greenwich Mean Time (2) GMTA Great Minds Think Alike (57) GMTFT Great Minds Think For Themselves (2) GMV Got My Vote (4) GMeSumLuvin Give Me Some Lovin’! GN Good Night (4) GNBLFY Got Nothing But Love For You (2) GNR8 Generate GNR8N Generation GNRLE Generally GNSTDLTBBB Good Night, Sleep Tight, Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite GOK God Only Knows (5) GOL Giggling Out Loud (3) GONNA Going To GOOML Get Out Of My Life (2) GORJUS Gorgeous GOTFIA Groaning On The Floor In Agony (3) GOWI Get On With It (7) GP Grandparent(s) (2) GP,F Go Puke, Fast! (3) GPF General Protection Fault (3) GPUAR Go Pee Up A Rope GR Gotta Run GR Grim Reaper GR&D GRAD Grinning, Running & Ducking (18) GR8 Great! (31) GRAD Grinning, Running & Ducking GRD Grinning, Running & Ducking! GRMBL Grumble GROVBAB Groovy Baby! GRQ Get Rich Quick GRRRR Growling (2) GRT Great (2) GRUIT Get Real You Impudent Thing (2) GSHIWMP Giggling So Hard I Wet My Pants (2) GSM Global System For Mobile Communicators GSOAS Go Sit On A Snake (2) GSOH Good Salary, Own Home (3) GSOH Good Sense Of Humour (7) GT Good Try (2) GT2GO Got To Go GTABO Get That Ass Back On (in response to ROFLMAO) GTBOS Glad To Be Of Service (3) GTBT Good Times Bad Times GTCU Glad/Good To See You GTG Got To Go / Good To Go (24,1) GTGB Got To Go, Bye (3) GTGN Got To Go Now GTGP Got To Go Pee (2) GTGTTBR Got To Go To The Bathroom GTH Go To Hades (2) GTP Gone To Pee GTP Got To Pee GTRM Going To Read Mail (5) GTSY Glad To See You (7) GTSY Glad/Great To See Ya/You (4) GTSY Great To See You (2) GTSY GTSU Glad To See You/Ya (8,2) GUD Good (2) GUDLUK Good Luck (5) GUI Graphical User Interface GW Getting Wet (2) GW Good Witch GWATCDR God Willing & The Creek Don't Rise GWOS Goes Without Saying GWS Get Well Soon GYFFR Get Your Frigging Facts Right GYFR Get Your Facts Right (Please) GYPO Get Your Pants Off (2)
H's = 120
H&K Hug(s) & Kiss(es) (26) H2 How To (2) H2CUS Hope To See You Soon (5) H4U Hot For You (3) H8 Hate (17) HAB Hot Asian Babe HABO Have A Better One HABU Have A Better 'Un (11) HAG1 Have A Good One HAGD Have A Good Day HAGD Have A Great Day (8) HAGN Had A Good Night HAGN Have A Good Night (16) HAGO Have A Good One (3) HAGU Have A Good 'Un (11) HAK Hug(s) & Kiss(es) (21) HAMRD Hammered HAND Have A Nice Day (28) HATM Howling At The Moon HAWU Hello All, What's Up? (2) HAY How are you? HB Honey Bear HB Hurry Back (2) HBASTD Hitting Bottom And Starting To Dig (2) HBTU Happy Birthday To You (3) HCB Holy Cow, Batman! (2) HCIERY How Can I Ever Repay You HCIT How cool is that HD Happy Dance (celebrating a project's completion) HD Hold (2) HDEPIYLUV? How Deep Is Your Love? HDYK HDYKT How Did You Know (That) HF Have fun HF Hello, Friend (2) HH Happy Hacking HHB Hello Honey Bunny HHGTTG HitchHiker's Guide To The Galaxy (2) HHIS Hanging Head In Shame (19) HHIS Hangs Head In Shame HHO1/2K Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding (7) HHOJ Ha Ha, Only Joking (15) HHOK Ha Ha, Only Kidding (19) HHOS Ha Ha, Only Serious (11) HHOS Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious HHO½K Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding HHTYAY Happy Holidays To You & Yours (6) HI Hawaii HIB__ Have I Been ________ (2) HICA Here It Comes Again HIFOTFAIR Help! I've Fallen On The Floor And I'm Rolling! HIG How's It Going? (4) HIH Hope It Helps (3) HIOOC Help! I'm Out Of Coffee (2) HIRTA HereInafter Referred To As HISRT Hold It, Stop Right There HIWTH Hate It When That Happens HLDMECLS Hold Me Close (3) HLO Hello HLOL Hysterically Laughing Out Loud HLOLARAWCHAWP Hysterically Laughing Out Loud & Rolling Around While Clapping Hands & Wetting Pants HLV Hasta La Vista HLVB Hasta La Vista, Baby HNG Horny Net Geek HNY Happy New Year HOAS Hold On A Sec(ond) (3) HOHA HOllywood HAcker (2) HOHIL Head Over Heels In Love HOMPR Hang On, Mobile Phones' Ringing (2) HOPR Hang On Phone's Ringing HOS Husband Over Shoulder HOT4U Hot For You (5) HOTLUV Hot Love HOTX3 Hot, Hot, Hot HOTYH Hold On To Your Hats HOUER Hanging On Your Every Word HOWRU HOW R U How Are You? (6) HOYEW Hanging On Your Every Word (6) HP Handphone (3) HP Home Page (3) HPY NU YR Happy New Year HQ High Quality HRT Hormone Replacement Therapy HRT2HRT Heart To Heart HRU? HRY How are you? (4) HSIK How Should I Know? (11) HSP Highly Sensitive Person (2) HT Hi There (4) HT4U Hot For You (3) HT? Heads or Tails (you call it) HTB Heavens To Betsy HTD Have To Disagree... HTH Happy To Help HTH Hope That Helps! (6) HTH Hope This Helps (17) HTH Hope This/That Helps (14) HTHSIK How The Heck Should I Know (2) HTML Hypertext Markup Language (Web Page Language)(4) HTP Hold The Phone HTTP Hypertext Transfer Protocol (Web Protocal)(3) HTVS Hannah: The Vampire Slayer HTY Hugs To You HUA Head Up Arse (3) HUA Heads Up, Ace (3) HUB Head Up Butt (7) HUD How You Doing? (2) HUF Horny Unattached Female HUGZ Hugs (2) HUM Horny Unattached Male HUMR Humour HUYA Head Up Your Arse (2) HV Have HW HardWare (2) HW Homework HWMBO He Who Must Be Obeyed HWRU How Are You HWS He Who Suffers HWUA Head Way Up Arse (2) HWY Highway HYH Hold Your Horses HYHU Hold Your Head Up
I's = 330
I Eye I 1-D-R I Wonder (2) I LUV U 2 I Love You Too I-D-L Ideal (2) I.E. That Is I18N InternationalizatioN (18 chars between "I" and "N") I7H In 7th Heaven (euphoria) IAAA I Am An Accountant (4) IAAD I Am A Doctor IAAL I Am A Lawyer (4) IAC In Any Case (30) IAD8 It's A Date (2) IAE In Any Event (42) IAG It's all good IAGFII It's All Good Fun Isn't It IAGW In a good way IAITS It's All In The Subject (2) IANA Internet Assigned Numbers Authority IANAA I Am Not An Accountant (4) IANAC I Am Not A Crook (4) IANACPA I Am Not A Car Park Attendent IANAD I Am Not A Doctor IANAE I Am Not An Expert (2) IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer (15) IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer (But) Disclaimer followed by advice (5) IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer, But ... (7) IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer, also IANA... such as CPA IANAL I'm Am Not A Lawyer (expect an uninformed opinion) IANAL I'm Not A Lawyer, But... IANALBIPOOTV I Am Not A Lawyer, But I Play One On Tv (3) IANYM In A New York Minute IAO I Am Outtahere (4) IAP Internet Access Provider IAPOC It's A Piece Of Cake IARTPFWTSIOWIM I Am Repeating This Parrot Fashion Without The Slightest Idea Of What It Means (2) IARTPFWTSIWIM I Am Repeating This Parrot Fashion Without The Slightest Idea What It Means IAS It's Always Something IASH I Am So Horny IAT I Am Tired (3) IAW I Agree With [name] IAW In Accordance With (4) IAW In Another Window IAWC In A While Crocodile [usually used to reply to SYLA(cf)] IAWTP I Agree With This Post IAY I Adore You IAYT I Adore You Too IB I Am Back (2) IBB I'll Be Back IBC Inadequate, But Cute (2) IBCNU I'll Be Seeing You (4) IBIWISI I'll Believe It When I See It IBK Idiot Behind Keyboard (2) IBM Inadequate, But Marketable (2) IBRB I Will Be Right Back (2) IBT In Between Technology (2) IBTD I Beg To Differ (11) IC I See (41) IC In Character (2) IC**WENUXME I See Stars When You Kiss Me ICAM I Couldn't Agree More ICB I Care Because? (2) ICBI I Can't Believe It ICBM InterContinental Ballistic Missile ICBW I Could Be Wrong (6) ICBW It Could Be Worse (3) ICCL I Couldn't Care Less (5) (Rebecca's favorite!) ICFBI I Can't Fricking Believe It! ICHSIB I Couldn't Have Said It Better ICHWYSIHABIME I Can't Hear Yopu Since I Have A Banana In My Ear ICIHICPCL I Can't Imagine How I Could Possibly Care Less ICL In Christian Love ICMP Internet Control Message Protocol ICOCBW I Could, Of Course, Be Wrong (2) ICP Internet Content Provider ICQ A Chat Program: Icq.Com ICQ I Seek You (10) ICTYBTIHTKY I Could Tell You But Then I'd Have To Kill You (2) ICUR I See You Are (2) ICWUM I See What You Mean (3) ID Crying In Disgrace ID I Disagree IDC I Don't Care (2) IDD InDeeD IDGAC I Don't Give A Crap IDGAD I Don't Give A Darn (3) IDGI I Don't Get It (5) IDK I Didn't Know (8) IDK I Don't Know (14) IDKIUKB I Don't Know If You Know But... IDKY I Don't Know You IDLU I Don't Like You IDM It Does Not Matter (2) IDST I Didn't Say That IDTS I Don't Think So (7) IDTT I'll Drink To That! (4) IDUNNO I Don't Know IDWTMAT I Don't Want To Miss A Thing IE Internet Explorer IE that is (normally i.e.) IEF It's Esther's Fault (2) IETF Internet Engineering Task Force IFAB I Found A Bug (2) IFO In Front Of (to give their position, e.g. "I'm IFO library") IFU I Fouled Up (3) IFV I'm Fully Vested IGGP I Gotta Go Pee (2) IGJAM I'm Good Just Ask Me IGOTUBABE I('ve) Got You Babe (3) IGP I Gotta Pee (10) IGTP I Get The Point (3) IH8U I Hate You IHA I Hate Acronyms (3) IHABICNRWTSF I Hate Abbreviations Because I Can Never Remember What They Stand For IHAIM I Have Another Instant Message (2) IHARIMT I Have A Rumbly In My Tumbly IHATCFYB I Have A Terrible Craving For Your Body! IHNJ,IJLS I Have No Joke, I Just Like Saying (often together like this) IHNO I Have No Opinion (3) IHTBS It Has To Be Shown IHTFP I Hate This Fricking Place (5) IHTFP I Have Truly Found Paradise (4) IHU I Hear You IIABDFI If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It (7) IIFDBI If It's Fixed, Don't Break It IIH If It Helps IIIO Intel Inside, Idiot Outside (2) IIIOTIA If It Isn't One Thing It's Another IIMAD If It Makes Any Difference (2) IINM If I'm Not Mistaken IIR If I Recall IIR If I Remember/Recall (2) IIRC If I Recall Correctly (6) IIRC If I Recall/Remember Correctly (9) IIRC If I Recall/Remember/Recollect Correctly (4) IIRC If I Remember Correctly (7) IIRR If I Remember Right IIS Internet Information Server (2) IITYWIMIWHTKY If I Tell You What It Means, I Will Have To Kill You (2) IITYWIMWYBMAD If I Tell You What It Means, Will You Buy Me A Drink? (4) IITYWIMWYKM If I Tell You What It Means, Will You Kiss Me IITYWITIWHTKY If I Tell You What It Means, I Will Have To Kill You IITYWTMWYBMAD If I Tell You What This Means, Will You Buy Me A Drink? IITYWTMWYKM If I Tell You What This Means, Will You Kiss Me? (2) IITYWYBAD If I Tell You, Will You Buy Another Drink? IITYWYBMAB If I Tell You, Will You Buy Me A Beer? IIUC If I Understand Correctly (2) IIWM If It Were Me (2) IIWM If It Were Me/Mine (8) IIWY If I Were You IJASKAW I'd Just As Soon Kiss A Wookie (2) IJC2SAILUVU I Just Called To Say I Love You IJLS I Just Like Saying (2) IJWTK I Just Want To Know (4) IJWTS I Just Want To Say (4) IK I know (3) IKT I Knew That IKWUM I Know What You Mean (9) IKWYDLS I Know What You Did Last Summer IKYABWAI I Know You Are, But What Am I? (3) ILBL8 I'll Be Late (3) ILI I Like Ike (2) ILICISCOMK I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coffee/Coke/Cadmium On My Keyboard ILICISCOMK I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard (2) ILIWAPCT I Love It When A Plan Comes Together ILIWTPCT I Love It When The Plan Comes Together. ILN It's Looking Nice / It Looks Nice ILS Imaginary Lat Syndrome ILSHIBAMF I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture! (2) ILU ILY I Love You (19) ILU2 ILUT I Love You Too (4) ILUA I Love You Alot ILUALWZ&4EVR I Love You Always & Forever (2) ILUL ILYL I Love You Lots (2) ILUVU2 I Love You Too ILUVUMED I Love You More Each Day ILY I Like You (3) ILY ILU I Love You (6,2) ILY ILUVU I Love You (7) ILY2 ILYT I Love You Too (2) ILYVM I Love You Very Much (variable number of Vs) IM I Am IM Immediate Message (4) IM Instant Message/ing (3) IM 4 U I'm For You (2) IM :) 2HV MT U I'm Happy To Have Met You (2) IM(NS)HO In My (Not So) Humble Opinion IM2GUD4U I'm Too Good For You (3) IMA I Might Add (4) IMAO In My Arrogant Opinion (14) IMAP Internet Message Access Protocol IMBL It Must Be Love (3) IMBO In My Biased Opinion (2) IMCDO In My Conceited Dogmatic Opinion (2) IMCO In My Conceited Opinion IMCO In My Considered Opinion (26) IME In My Experience (12) IMHBCO In My Humble But Correct Opinion IMHBIO In My Humble But Informed Opinion IMHO In My Honest Opinion (2) IMHO In My Humble/Honest Opinion (Poster is rarely humble) (25) IMHO In My Humble Opinion (61) IMI I Mean It (5) IML8 I'm Late (3) IMMOR I Make My Own Rules (2) IMMSMC If My Memory Serves Me Correctly IMNERHO In My Not Even Remotely Humble Opinion IMNHO In My Not Humble Opinion (2) IMNSHO In My Not So Humble Opinion (47) IMNSVHO In My Not So Very Humble Opinion (2) IMO In My Opinion (71) IMOBO In My Own Biased Opinion (4) IMOW In My Own Words (2) IMPE In My Personal/Previous Experience (3) IMPO In my pious opinion IMPOV In My Point Of View (7) IMPRS Impress IMRO In My Royal Opinion IMS I Am Sorry IMS I Must Say IMS I'm Sorry (4) IMSHO In My So Humble Opinion IMTNG In Meeting (5) IMU I Miss yoU IMV In My View IMVBO In My Very Biased Opinion IMVHO In My Very Humble Opinion (7) IMY I Miss You IMing Instant Messaging (Chatting With Someone Online) IN2 Into INAL I'm Not A Lawyer INC Incorporated INFO Information INGSI I'm Not Going To Say It INGSI I'm Not Gonna Say It INIT Initials INMP It's Not My Problem (2) INPO In No Particular Order (17) INT I'll Never Tell (2) IO Insignificant Other IOH I'm Outta/Out of Here (2) IOHIS4U I Only Have Eyes For You IOHO In Our Humble Opinion IOOH I'm Outta Here IOTTMCO Intuitively Obvious To The Most Casual Observer IOU I Owe You (9) IOU1 I Owe You 1 IOUNOTN I Owe You Nothing IOW In Other Words (58) IOWAN2BWU I Only Want To Be With You IP Internet Protocol (2) IPN I'm Posting Naked (3) IR Inter Racial IRC Internet Relay Chat (8) IRDA Infra-Red Data Association Port IRL In Real Life (56) IRL Industrial Robot Language IRMC I Rest My Case (2) IROOC I've Run Out Of Cigarettes (2) IRSTBO It Really Sucks The Big One IRT In Real Time (3) IRT In Response/Reference To IS I'm sorry ISAGN I See A Great Need ISBAB I Should Have Bought a Book ISC I Stand Corrected (2) ISDN Integrated Services Digital Network ISDN It Still Does Nothing (pun of data line)(2) ISKWYDLS I Still Know What You Did Last Summer ISNUP It Serves No Useful Purpose ISO In Search Of (something)(5) ISP Internet Service Provider (13) ISRN I'll Stop Rambling Now (2) ISS I Said So (2) ISS I'm So Sure (4) ISSYGTI I'm So Sure You Get The Idea! (4) ISTM It Seems To Me (7) ISTR I Seem To Recall (2) ISTR I Seem To Remember (4) ISWIM If (you) See What I Mean ISWYM I See What You Mean (8) IT Information Technology ITA I Totally Agree (3) ITA If That's Alright ITAH Is There Anybody Here ITB It's The Bomb ITC It's the coolest ITFA In The Final Analysis (7) ITFATREM In The Final Analysis The Result Escapes Me ITIGBS I Think I'm Gonna Be Sick (2) ITIGBS I Think I'm Gonna/Going To Be Sick (2) ITILY I Think I Love You ITIWO In The Immortal Words Of ITM In The Money (2) ITMA Its That Man Again ITMOHE If The Monitor Only Had Eyes ITS F8 It's Fate (2) ITSFWI If The Shoe Fits, Wear It (6) ITUFIR I Think You'll Find I'm Right ITYM I Think You Mean(t)(3) ITYS I Told You So IUD Insert Usual Disclaimers IUKWIM If you know what IUM If You Must (2) IUSS If You Say So (5) IUTHALORFH I Used To Have A Lot Of Respect For Him/Her (2) IUTKATS I Used To Know All That Stuff (2) IUVU I Love You IUYC I Understand You completely IV I'm Vested IW It's Worse IWALU I Will Always Love You (19) IWANU I Want You IWBNI If Would Be Nice If (10) IWIK I Wish I Knew (2) IWMU I Will Miss You (2) IWSN I Want Some Now IWYWH I Wish You Were Here IYD In Your Dreams (3) IYDKIDKWD If You Don't Know, I Don't Know Who Does IYDM If You Don't Mind IYDMMA If You Don't Mind Me Asking IYF In Your Face IYFEG Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group (for ethnic jokes)(8) IYKWIM If You Know What I Mean (15) IYKWIMAITYD If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do (6) IYO In Your Opinion (3) IYQ I Like You IYSS If You Say So (9) IYSWIM If You See What I Mean (16) IYW If You Wish
J's = 66
J/C Just Checking (2) J/J Just Joking J/K Joke(ing) (2) J/K Joking J/K Just Kidding J/K JK Just Kidding (12) J/P Just playing J/W Just Wondering (2) J4F Just For Fun (9) J4G Just For Grins (3) JAD Just Another Day (2) JADB Just Another Drive By JAFO Just Another Frigging Observer/Onlooker (4) JAFU Just Another Foul Up (2) JAM Just A Minute (10) JAM Just A Minute/Moment (4) JAM Just A Moment JAMIE Jugs Are Massive In England JANFU Joint Army-Navy Foul Up. (Americans shelled by their own side) JAO Just Another Observer JAS Just A Sec(ond) (13) JASE Just Another System Error JASM Just A Simple-Minded JAT Just A Thought JAWS Just Another Windows Shell (2) JB Juke Box JBOD Just A Bunch Of Disks (Like Raid, Etc.)(2) JC Just Chilling (2) JFF Just For Fun (2) JFI Just For Information (3) JFK Just For Kicks (3) JFTR Just For The Record JFYI Just For Your Information (3) JHB Johannesburg (3) JIC Just In Case (25) JIT Just In Time JJ Just Joking JJA Just Joking Around JK Joke JK Just Kidding (30) JLH Jennifer Love Hewitt JM2C Just My 2 Cents (3) JM2CW Just My 2 Cents Worth (2) JMHFOOC Just My Humble Fricking Opinion Of Course JMHO Just My Humble Opinion JMHO Just My Humble Opinion (3) JMO Just My Opinion (19) JMOOC Just My Opinion Of Course JMTCW Just My Two Cents Worth JOOC Just Out Of Curiosity JOOTT Just One Of Those Things (3) JOTL Joy Of The Lord JPEG Joint Photographic Experts Group JPF Just Plain Fun JPW Just Plain Weird JPYL Just Pulling Your Leg JSNM Just Stark Naked Magic (2) JSTCLLME Just Call Me (3) JT Just Teasing (3) JTLUK Just to let you know (9) JTLYK Just To Let You Know (13) JTUMLTK Just Thought You Might Like To Know (2) JTYWTK Just Thought You Wanted To Know (3) JUZ Just JW Just Wondering (2) JYYC Just Yanking Your Chain
K's = 54
K OK/Okay (3,13) K8 Kate KBD Keyboard (3) KC Keep Cool (5) KCBIWIYWI Keep Coming Back, It Works If You Work It KDW Keep Digging, Watson (reply to NSS) KEAH Kill Everyone After Hours KEWL Cool (2) KFY Kiss For You (2) KHUF KHYF Know How You Feel (7,3) KHYF Know How You Feel (4) KIA Know It All KIBO Knowledge In, BS Out (4) KIBO Knowledge In, Bologna Out KIR Keep It Real (2) KIR Keepin' It Real KISS Keep It Short & Simple (polite var) KISS Keep It Simple, Stupid (28) KISS Keep It Simple, Sweetie KIT Keep In Touch (31) KITA Kick In The Arse (2) KJV King James Version KMA Kiss My Alvin KMA Kiss My Arse (9) KMIA Kiss My Italian Arse KMQ Kiss Me Quick KMRIA Kiss My Royal Irish Arse (2) KMWIH Kick Me Where It Hurts KMYF Kiss Me You Fool (3) KOC Kiss On Cheek (11) KOK Knock (2) KOL Kiss On Lips (11) KOS Kids Over Shoulder KOT Keep On Truckin' KOTC Kiss On The Cheek (11) KOTFH Kiss On The Forehead KOTH Kiss On The Hand KOTL Kiss On The Lips (11) KOTLO Keep On The Look Out KOTM Kook Of The Month KOTW Keep On The Watch KTCOOTN Keep This Crap Out Of This Newsgroup (2) KTF Keep The Faith KTLF Keep The Lord First KUTGW Keep Up The Good Work (2) KWIM Know What I Mean? (28) KYEP Keep Your Eyes Peeled KYFC Keep Your Fingers Crossed (4) KYHOOTW Keep Your Head Out Of The Water KYHOOYA Keep Your Head Out Of Your Arse KYHTY Keep Your Hands To Yourself KYHU Keep Your Head Up KYPO Keep Your Pants On! (3) KYSO Keep Your Shirt On
L's = 160
L Laugh (5) L Laugh(ing) (2) L&N Landing (3) L8 Late (14) L8ER L8TR Later (16,5) L8R G8R Later 'Gater (2) L8R Later (44) L8R L8TR Later L8R G8R Later 'Gater (12) L8TER Later LAB Life's A Bitch LAB&TYD Life's A Beach & Then You Die (10) LALL Live & Let Live LAMA Look At My Arse LAMDILLIGAF Look At Me, Do I Look Like I Give A Flip? LAN Local Area Network LAQ Lame Arse Quote (2) LART Loser Attitude Readjustment Tool (4) LASER Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation LB LBS Pound, Pounds LBAY Laughing Back At You LBB Little Black Box (slang for a WebTV Set-box unit) LC! Lower Case! (Turn Off Your Caps Lock) LCD Liquid Crystal Display LCD Lowest Common Denominator LCH Lunch LD Later, Dude (4) LD Long Distance (7) LDN London (3) LDR Long-Distance Relationship (10) LDTO Let's Ditch This One LDTTWA Let's Do The Time Warp Again (2) LDWPKOL Long Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On The Lips LERN Learn LFLIATWP Looking For Love In All The Wrong Places LG Lovely Greetings LHM Lord Help Me (12) LHO Laughing Head Off (12) LHU Lord Help Us (11) LHU Lord Help You LIFO Last In, First Out (2) LJBF Let's Just Be Friends (7) LKIT Like It LL Land Line (plane old telephone) LLAP Live Long & Prosper LLTA Lots And Lots Of Thunderous(ing) Applause (13) LMA Leave Me Alone (2) LMAO Laugh My Arse Off (3) LMAO Laughing My (Butt) Off LMAO Laughing My Arse Off (32) LMAOAROTF Laughing My Arse Off And Rolling On The Floor LMAOROTF Laughing My Arse Off Rolling On The Floor (2) LMBO Laughing My Butt/Booty Off (5) LMC Let Me Check (2) LMC Lost My Connection (3) LMCOA Lost My Connection Once Again (2) LMFAO Laughing My Frigging Arse Off (3) LMHO Laughing My Head Off (7) LMIRL Let's Meet In Real Life (2) LMJA Let Me Just Add.. LMK Let Me Know (12) LMOOI Leave me out of it LMSO Laugh(ing) My Socks Off (10) LMTAL Let Me Take A Look LMWIS Lick Me Where I Sweat LNDN London LNGTMNOC Long Time No See LO Hello LOA List Of Acronyms/Abbreviations LOFLOL Lying On The Floor Laughing Out Loud LOHICA Look Out, Here It Comes Again (military term) LOI Lack Of Interest LOL Hee Hee Hee Hee LOL Laugh Out Loud (18) LOL Laughed(s) Out Loud (2) LOL Laughing Out Loud (68) LOL Laughs Out Loud LOL Little Old Lady LOL Loads Of Love (2) LOL Lots Of Laughs LOL Lots Of Laughs/Laughter (5) LOL Lots Of Love (4) LOL Lots Of Luck (6) LOL Lots Of Luck / Little Old Lady LOLA Laugh(ed) Out Loud Again (3) LOLAROTG Laughing Out Loud And Rolling On The Ground LOLBAY Laughing Out Loud Back At You LOLLOL Little Old Lady Laughing Out Loud LOLOL Laughing Out Loud On Line LOLRTPP Laughing Out Loud, Ready To Pee Pants LOLV Lot's Of Love LOMBARD Lots Of Money But A Real Dickhead LOOL Laughing Outragously Out Loud (2) LOPSOD Long On Promises, Short On Delivery (2) LOTBS Look On The Bright side LOTFLOL Laying On The Floor Laughing Out Loud LOTI Laughing On The Inside LOTR Lord of the Rings (a Tolkien work)(2) LOTWTIME Laughing Out Loud With Tears In My Eyes LRF Little Rubber Feet (Pads On The Bottom Of Equipment)(3) LSFIAB Like Shooting Fish In A Barrel (2) LSH Low, Soft And Hard (Not Fertile) LSHHTCMS Laughed So Hard Had To Change My Shorts LSHHTCMS Laughed(ing) So Hard Had To Change My Shorts (3) LSHIAPM Laughing So Hard I Almost Peed Myself LSHICT Laughing So Hard I Can't Type LSHIH Laughing So Hard It Hurts LSHIPMP Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants (2) LSHISOTS Laughing So Hard, I Spit On The Screen LSHMBA Laughing So Hard My Belly Aches (4) LSHMBB Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing (9) LSHMBH Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts (17) LSHMSH Laughing So Hard My Side Hurts (2) LSHTTARDML Laughing So Hard The Tears Are Running Down My Leg (4) LSHTTARDML Laughing So The Tears Are Running Down My Leg (2) LSKOL Long Slow Kiss On The Lips (4) LSMIF Laughing So Much I Farted LSMISMT Laughing So Much I Shot My Tampax LSP Less Sensitive Person (2) LTA Less Than Average LTBF Learn To Be Funny (2) LTD Limited Edition LTHTT Laughing Too Hard To Type (4) LTIC Laughing 'Til I Cry LTIP Laughing Till I Puke (4) LTLE Little LTM LTMS Laugh(Ing) To Myself (6) LTMSH Laughing 'Til My Sides Hurt (3) LTNP Long Time No Post LTNS LTMC Long Time No See (34,12) LTNT Long Time, No Talk (5) LTNT Long Time, No Type (3) LTR Long Term Relationship (7) LTS Laughing To Self (18) LTSGT2GTHR Let's Get Together (3) LTUAE Life, The Universe, And Everything (3rd part of THHGTTG) LUAC Lighting Up A Cigarette LULAB Love You Like A Brother (2) LULAS Love You Like A Sister (2) LULU Locally Unwanted Land Use LUMU Love You, Miss You LUSER Loser USER (3) LUV Love (8) LUVU LUVYA Love Ya/You (3) LUWAMH Love You With All My Heart (19) LV Love (4) LWR Launch When Ready (3) LY Love Ya/You (17) LY4E Love Ya/You Forever (3) LYK Let You Know LYL Love Ya/You Lots (3) LYLAB Love You Like A Brother (4) LYLAS Love You Like A Sister (5) LYMY Love You Miss You LYN Lie In LYN Like Your Nick LYN Lying (3) LYVM Love You Very Much (variable number of Vs) LYWAMH Love You With All My Heart LZ Loser! (2)
M's = 133
M Am M Male (2) M$ Micro$oft M$ULKECRZ Miss You Like Crazy! (2) M/F Male Or Female? M2CW My Two Cents Worth M8 Mate (21) M8S Mates (3) MARINE My Arse Riding In Navy Equipment; Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Essential MAY Mad About You (2) MAYB Mad About You, Baby (2) MB Megabyte (1,024 Kilobytes)(2) MB Message Board MB MAB Maybe (4) MBG Money-Back Guarantee MBR Master Boot Record MBR$D MBRSD Embarrassed (4) MBUC Mind Bogglingly Unlikely Coincidence MC Merry Christmas (4) MCIBTU My Computer Is Better Than Yours MCIBTY My Computer Is Better Than Yours MCIBTY(SN) My Computer Is Better Than Yours, So Nyerrr! MD Managing Director (2) MD Maryland MD More Dirt (Physician) MDT Mountain Daylight Time MEGO My Eyes Glaze Over (4) MFD Multi-Function Device (2) MFG Manufacturing MFG More Friendly Garbage (2) MFI Mad For It MFMF My Friend, My Friend MGB May God Bless (3) MGD My Gameboy Died MGMT Management (4) MH Mostly Harmless MHBFY My Heart Bleeds For You MHBFY My Heart Bleeds For You (4) MHDC My Hard Disk Crashed MHDC My Hard Drive Crashed MHDC(A) My Hard Drive crashed (again) MHIFOE My Hovercraft Is Full Of Eels MHM Members Helping Members MHO My Humble Opinion MHOTY My Hat's Off To You (10) MHz Megahertz MI Michigan MIA Missing In Action MIB Mint In Box (short for "in mint condition, still in original box") MIF Milk In First (for tea drinking) MIHAP May I Have Your Attention Please (2) MIJ Made In Japan MIL Mother In Law (6) MIL Mother In-Law (Also Fil, Sil, Bil For The Others)(7) MILG Make It Look Good MIME Multipurpose Internet Mail Extensions (2) MIN Minimum / Minute MINT Mint Condition (In Perfect Condition) MIPS Meaningless Information Per Second (2) MKA Mundanely Known As MKOG My Kind Of Girl MKOP My Kind Of Place (2) MKOW My Kind Of Woman ML More Later (2) MLA Multiple Letter Acronym (10) MM Market Maker (2) MM Merry Meeting You (Greetings) MM Multimedia MMF Make Money Fast MMFU My Mate Fancies You (4) MMGAMOIO My Minds Got A Mind Of Its Own MMHA My Most Humble Apologies MMHA2U My Most Humble Apologies To You (3) MMIF My Mouth Is Full (2) MMO Mobile Module MMS Multimedia Messaging System MMYT Mail Me Your Thoughts MNC Mother Nature Calls MO Mail/Money Order MO MOM Moment (4) MOATYO Mind Of A Ten Year Old MOB Mobile (11) MODEM Modulator-Demodulator MOF Matter Of Fact (7) MOMN Milk Out My Nose MOMPL One Moment Please (2) MOO Mud, Object-Oriented (2) MOOS Member Of Opposite Sex (2) MOR Middle Of the Road MOR Morning MORF Male OR Female? (9) MOS Member of the Opposite Sex (2) MOSS Member Of (the) Same Sex (7) MOTAS Member Of The Appropriate Sex (14) MOTD Message Of The Day (11) MOTM Member Of The Month (4) MOTOS Member Of The Opposite Sex (13) MOTSS Member(s) Of The Same Sex (15) MP Military Police MPH Miles Per Hour MPOY My Place Or Yours? MRA Moving Right Along (2) MS More Stuff; More of the Same; (Masters Degree)(2) MS U LK CRZ Miss You Like Crazy MSCEA My Southern Comfort's Empty Again (2) MSG Message (18) MSGN Messaging MSIA Malaysia (3) MSO My Sweet One MSS Member of the Same Sex (2) MST Mountain Standard Time MSULKECRZ Miss You Like Crazy MT My Time (2) MTBF Mean Time Between Failure (3) MTC More To Come MTCW My Two Cents Worth MTE My Thoughts Exactly (12) MTF More To Follow (9) MTFBWU May The Force Be With You (Star Wars)(18) MTFBWY May The Force Be With You (Star Wars) (5) MTG MTNG Meeting (4,1) MTH Month (4) MU Miss You (2) MUA Mail User Agent MUBAR Messed Up Beyond All Recognition (2) MUD Multi User Domain (4) MUF Material Unaccounted For MUNG Mash/Mung Until No Good (3,1) MUSM Miss You So Much (4) MW Midwife MWAIYR More When, And If, You Reply MWBRL More Will Be Revealed Later (2) MYOB Mind Your Own Business (26)
N's = 182
N And, In, No (6,2,1) N CASE In Case (3) N E 1 Anyone (2) N'SP Nobody's Perfect N-A-Y-L In A While (2) N-E-1 Anyone (2) N-E-1 ER Anyone Here? (2) N/A Not Acceptable (2) N/A Not Affiliated N/A Not Applicable (6) N/C Not cool N/M Never Mind N/T No Text (2) N1 Nice One! (4) N2M Not To Mention (2) N2M Not too much NA No Access (5) NA Not Applicable (2) NA Not Available NADM Never A Dull Moment NADT Not A Darn Thing (8) NAGI Not A Good Idea (3) NAHM Not A Happy Man NAHW Not A Happy Woman NAK Nursing At Keyboard (3) NALOPKT Not A Lot Of People Know That (2) NAP Not A Problem (2) NARU Not A Registered User (Suspended User) NAVY Never Again Volunteer Yourself (7) NAYY Not Affiliated, Yada-Yada. NAZ Name, Address, Zip (Also Means Nasdaq)(2) NB Nota Bene (note well)(2) NBC New Billing Cycle NBD No Big Deal (13) NBFD No Big Flippin' Deal NBIF No Basis In Fact (6) NBIR No Basis In Reality NBL Not Bl**dy Likely (3) NBTD Nothing Better To Do (2) NBTYRSP Now Back To Your Regularly Scheduled Program(ming) NBW Never Been Worn NC No Comment (6) NC No Cover NC North Carolina NCASE In Case NCATT No Comment At This Time NCG New College Graduate (2) NCP Non Custodial Parent NCTO Now Cut That Out (2) ND NED Need NDM No Disrespect Meant NE Any (7) NE1 Anyone (17) NE14KFC Anyone for KFC? (2) NE1H Anyone Home/Here? NEHW No Enjoyment, Hard Work NERD National Establishment for Real Dorks (2) NETHNG Anything (7) NETUA Nobody Ever Tells Us Anything (2) NEWBIE Clueless New User (Uses All Caps!) NFC No Frigging Clue NFG No Fricking Good (2) NFI No Friggin(g) Idea (3) NFP No Flames Please NFR Not For Resale NFS Not For Sale NFW No Feasible Way (2) NFW No Fine Way NFW No Fricking Way (14) NG New Game (2) NG NewsGroup (5) NG No Good NH New Hampshire NHOH Never Heard Of Him/Her (7) NIAA No Idea At All NICBDAT Nothing Is Certain But Death And Taxes (3) NID No I Don't NIDWTC No I Don't, Want To Chat (2) NIFOC Nude/Naked In Front Of (the) Computer (3) NIH Not Invented Here (Very common at Microsoft)(7) NIITB Nip It In The Bud NIM No Internal Message (2) NIMBY Not In My Back Yard (10) NIMFYE Not In My Front Yard Either NIMQ Not In My Queue (2) NIMTO Not In My Term Of Office (3) NINO No Input, No Output (3) NINO Nothing In, Nothing Out (6) NIT Not In Therapy (2) NITING Anything (4) NITL Not In This Lifetime (2) NJ New Jersey NJTH Not Just Thinking Here NKABOTFD Never Kill A Boy On The First Date NLI Not Logged In (2) NM Near Mint NM Never Mind (8) NM Nevermind, Not much NM New Mexico NM No Message NM Nothing Much NMH Not Much Here (3) NMI No Middle Initial (2) NMIAOM Not Ment In An Obscene Manner NMJ Not My Job NMJC Nothing Much, Just Chillin' NMP Not My Problem (5) NN Night Night (2) NNIHAH Not Now I Have A Headache NNITO Not Necessarily In That Order (2) NNTP Network News Transfer Protocol NO1 No One (14) NOCEM No See 'eM NOMW Not On My Watch NOOMP No Oxygen On My Planet NOOTO Nothing Out Of The Ordinary NOPE Not On Planet Earth NORWICH kNickers Off Ready When I Come Home NOS Knows NOTE Not Of This Earth NOTTOMH Not Off The Top Of My Head NOYB None Of Your Beeswax NOYB None Of Your Business (11) NP N/P No Problem (31) NPA Non-Performing Assets NPC Not Politically Correct NPF No Problem Found (2) NPLU Not People Like Us (3) NQA No Questions Asked (7) NQOCD Not Quite Our Class, Dear (2) NQOS Not Quite Our Sort (3) NR Nice Roll NR No Reply Necessary NR No Reserve Price On Auction - Highest Bid Wins NR Not received NRFB Never Removed From Box NRG Energy (2) NRN No Reply Necessary (41) NRN No Response Necessary (2) NRN No Response Needed (5) NS Netscape NSD Never Say Die NSFW Not Safe For Work NSFW Not Suitable For Work NSTAAFL No Such Thing As A Free Lunch NSTLC Needs Some Tender Loving Care NT Nice Try NT No Text (message is empty)(2) NT2NITE Not Tonight NTA Enter NTFL No Time For Love NTG Not Too Good (2) NTH No Therapy Helpful (2) NTIBOA Not That I'm Bitter Or Anything (2) NTIM Not That It Matters (7) NTIMM Not That It Matters Much (7) NTK Nice To Know (3) NTL Never/None The Less (4) NTP Need To Pee NTTRN No Time To Reply Now NTW Not To Worry (4) NTYC Not That You Care NTYMI Now That You Mention It (7) NTYMI Now That You Mentioned It NU New User(S) (2) NUFF Enough Said (2) NUFN Nothing (4) NUI Network User Identification (3) NV Nevada NVM NM Never Mind (6) NVNG Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained NW No Way! (9) NWCDP Nothing We Could Do Partner NWO No Way Out (5) NXT Next NY New York NYCFS New York City Finger Salute (2) NYCTMI Now You Come To Mention It (3) NYE New Year's Eve NYM New York Minute NYP Not Your Problem (2) NYT Not You Too?
O's = 116
O Of / Oh / Or / Other O Over (end of communication)(2) O Over (to you to communicate)(4) O4U Only For You (5) OAS On Another Subject OATUS On A Totally Unrelated Subject (8) OAUS On An Unrelated Subject (14) OB Obligatory (6) OB Oh Brother! OB OBAB Oh Baby OBE Overtaken By Events OBJOKE Obligatory Joke OBO Or Best Offer (7) OBTW Oh, By The Way (22) OD Oh Dear (2) OD Over Drive OD OverDose (3) OEM Original Equipment Malfunction OEM Original Equipment Manufacturer (2) OFS One Finger Salute OHMIGOD Oh My God OI Operator Indisposed (4) OIC Oh, I See (68) OJ Obligatory Joke OJ Only Joking OJT On The Job Training OK Okay, All Correct (3) OK Only Kidding OL Old Lady (Significant Other, Wife, Girlfriend) (11) OL Out Of Luck OLL Online Love (5) OLL Only Laughing A Little OM Old Man (Husband, Boyfriend, Significant Other) (11) OM Other Man (2) OMB On My Back OMDB Over My Dead Body (3) OMG Oh My God (17) OMG Oh My God/Gosh (9) OMIK Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard (6) OMT One More Time ON4IT On For It ONNA Oh No, Not Again! (16) ONNTA Oh No, Not This Again (4) ONNTA Oh No, Not This/That Again (5) OO Headlights On (2) OO Over & Out (Goodbye) (7) OOC Out Of Character (4) OOC Out Of Control/Commission OOF Out Of Facility (2) OOI Out Of Interest (6) OOL Out Of Luck OOMOOS Out Of Mind, Out Of Sight OOO Out Of Office (2) OOP Out Of Print (2) OOSOOM Out Of Sight, Out Of Mind (2) OOT Out Of Time OOTB Out Of The Blue (5) OOTB Out Of The Box (10) OOTC Obligatory On Topic Comment (10) OOTD One Of These Days (2) OOTD One Of These/Those Days OOTO Out Of The Office OOTQ Out Of The Question OPC Obligatory Phish Content OPL Obvious Panty Line OPM Other People's Money OPP Other People's Problems OS Operating System (4) OSIF Oh Shoot, I Forgot! OSIM Oh Shoot It's Monday (2) OST On Second Thought (2) OSU Officially Sanctioned User OT Off Topic (13) OT Other Topic OT1H On The One Hand (2) OTA Out The Airlock OTB Off To Bed (2) OTB On The Ball OTBE Over Taken By Events OTBS On The Bright Side OTC Over The Counter (3) OTD Out The Door (2) OTF Off The Floor (2) OTF On The Floor (9) OTFL On The Floor Laughing (6) OTFM Only The Facts, Ma'am OTGH On The Gripping Hand OTK Over The Knee OTL Out To Lunch (11) OTMH Off the Top of My Head ... OTN On The Net OTOA One Thing Or Another OTOH On The One Hand OTOH On The Other Hand (69) OTOOH On The Other Other Hand (8) OTOT On The Other Tentacle OTP On The Phone (2) OTR On The Road OTT Over The Top (11) OTTH On The Third Hand (11) OTTOMH Off The Top Of My Head (28) OTTOMHAROOB Off The Top Of My Head & Rolling Out Of Bounds OTW Off The Wall OTW On The Way OTW On The Whole (2) OUSU Oh, You Shut Up (3) OVA Over OVR8D Overrated (2) OW Oh Well (2) OW Other Woman (3) OWTTE Or Words To That Effect (14) OX Hug & Kiss (2) OXOXO Hugs & Kisses OXOXOXOXO Hugs & Kisses, more OYO On Your Own OZ Australia (3)
P's = 179
P Pee, Pea P-ZA Pizza (2) PABG Pack(ing) A Big Gun (7) PANS Pretty Awesome New Stuff (6) PAW Parents Are Watching (8) PB Potty Break PB&J Peanut Butter & Jelly PBD Programmer Brain Damage PBM Play By Mail (Games)(3) PBNFL Possible, But Not Fricking Likely PC Personal Computer (2) PC Politically Correct PC Private Chat (2) PCB Please Call Back (2) PCM Please Call Me (15) PCM Please Call Me (2) PCMCIA People Can't Master Computer Industry Acronyms (slang) PCMCIA People Can't Master/Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms (7) PCMCIA Personal Computer Memory Card International Association (3) PCME Please Call Me (3) PCO Please Carry On PCT Politically Correct Thought PCYLIHOONL Please Cross Your Legs, I Have Only One Nail Left PD Public Domain (11) PDA Personal Digital Assistant PDA Personal Display Of Affection PDA Public Display Of Affection (7) PDN Public Data Network (3) PDOMA Pulled Directly Out Of My Arse (2) PDQ Pretty Darn Quick (7) PDQ Pretty Darned Quickly PDS Please Don't Shoot (5) PDS Please Don't Shout (all capital letters is rude)(11) PDT Pacific Daylight Time PEBCAK Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard (10) PEBUAK Problem Exists Between User And Keyboard PEEPS People PEKUSH Press Every Key Until Something Happens PEM Privacy Enhanced Mail PEST Please Excuse Slow Typing (2) PF&HOMW Printed, Framed & Hanging On My Wall (2) PFM Pure Fricking Magic (2) PFY Pimply Faced Youth PG Parental Guidence PG Pregnant PG Prophecy Girl PGP Pretty Good Privacy PGY Post Graduate Year PH Pastor's Husband (2) PHAT Pretty Hot And Tempting PHB Pointy Haired Boss PHD Piled Higher & Deeper (2) PHD Push Here Dummy PHP Personal Home Page PI PIC Politically Incorrect PIBKAC Problem Is Between Keyboard And Chair (3) PIC Picture PICNIC Problem In Chair, Not In Computer PIMP Pee In My Pants (3) PIMP Peeing In My Pants (2) PIMPL Peeing In My Pants Laughing PIN Personal Identification Number PIP Present(s) In Progress PITA Pain In The (Butt) (4) PITA Pain In The Acronym PITA Pain In The Anatomy PITA Pain In The Arse (40) PITA Pain In The Backside PITA Pain In The Behind PITBY Put It in Their Back Yard PITN Pain In The Neck PIU Pimp It Up PJW Please Just Wait PK Pastor's Kid (2) PKB Pot (Calling The) Kettle Black (2) PKB Pot, Kettle, Black! PKG Package PKOC Passionate Kiss On The Cheek PKOL Passionate Kiss On The Lips PL& PL&ED Planned (4) PLBKAC Problem Lies Between Keyboard & Chair PLMK Please Let Me Know (2) PLMKO Please Let Me Know, Ok? (2) PLOKTA Press Lots Of Keys To Abort (8) PLONK Please Leave Our Newsgroup, Killfiled! PLS PLZ Please (23,6) PLS4GIVME Please Forgive Me PLZ 4GV ME Please Forgive Me (6) PM Personal/Private Message (10) PM Priority Mail PM Private Message (8) PMBI Pardon My Butting In (7) PMETC Pardon Me ETC. (2) PMF Pardon My French (!@#$%^)(4) PMF Problem Magically Fixed PMF Pure Freaking Magic (2) PMFBI Pardon Me For Butting In (9) PMFI Problem Magically Fixed Itself PMFJI Pardon Me For Jumping In (31) PMFJIB Pardon Me For Jumping In But... (2) PMFJIH Pardon Me For Jumping In Here (2) PMIGBOM Put Mind In Gear, Before Opening Mouth (7) PMJFIH Pardon Me For Jumping In Here PMJI Pardon Me (for) Jumping In (Interrupt A Conversation) (3) PMJI Pardon My Jumping In (18) PML Page Me Later (2) PML Pee Myself Laughing (3) PML Pissing Myself Laughing PMP Peed My Pants (9) PMP Peeing My Pants (3) PMYMHMMFSWGAD Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A Darn PNCAH Please, No Cursing Allowed Here (5) PO Pee Off (3) PO$BL Possible (2) POA Plan Of Action POAHF Put On A Happy Face (12) POAHF Put On A Happy Face Poof Has left the chat room POC Prisoner Of Chat; Peeping Other Chatters POETS Pee On Everyone, Tomorrow's Saturday (2) POETS Pee On Everything, Tomorrow's Saturday POITS Pee On It Tomorrow's Saturday POM Phase Of The Moon (2) POME Prisoner Of Mother England PONA Person Of No Account (2) POOF Good-Bye (2) POOF Has Left The Chat Room. POP Point Of Presence (2) POP Post Office Protocol (3) POQ Pee Off Quickly POQADCB Pee Off Quickly And Don't Come Back POS Parent(s) Over Shoulder (6) POS Parent/Person Over Shoulder (2) POS Piece Of Stuff (3) POS Pile Of Stuff POSBL Possible POSIBL Possible POSSLQ Person Of Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters (7) POTS Plain Old Telephone Service (5) POTUS President Of The United States (2) POTW Project Of The Week POV Point Of View (22) PPL People (33) PPN Personal PIN Number (4) PPN Programmer Project Number (currently known as UserID) PPP Petty Pet Peeve (4) PPP Point to Point Protocol (3) PPPP Previous Paragraph Was Polemical Position (3) PRL Parents Are Listening (3) PRT Party (11) PRW Parents Are Watching (8) PS Post Script (8) PSB Pretty Stupid Boy PSG Pretty Stupid Girl PST Pacific Standard Time PT Physical Training PTB Please Text Back (3) PTB Powers That Be (5) PTL Pee Themselves Laughing PTL Praise The Lord (2) PTLAPTA Praise The Lord And Pass The Ammunition PTM Please Tell Me (2) PTMM Please, Tell Me More (8) PTMY Pleased To Meet You PTMYA Pleased To Make Your Acquaintance PTO Patent and Trademark Office (US Govt) PTO Please Turn Over (2) PTSS Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome PU That Stinks! (something smells)(6) PUKS Pick Up Kids (5) PUNTS People of Utterly No Tactical Significance (military term) PV Postitive Vibes PVTMSG Private Messaging PW Password PW Pastor's Wife (2) PW Pathetic Wanker (2) PW Powwow (3) PWYP Practice What You Preach PXT Please Explain That (2) PYS Pack Your Stuff
Q's = 14
Q Question Q Queue (3) QED Quod Erat Demonstrandum; Quite Easily Done (2) QF Quiver Full QIX Quick (3) QKLY Quickly QL Quit Laughing! (3) QPQ Quid Pro Quo QPSA Que Pasa? (Spanish: What's Happening?)(6) QS Quit Scrolling (3) QSL Reply (9) QSO Conversation (9) QT Cutie (25) QT Quiet
R's = 209
R Are Or (17,1) R U THERE? Are you there? (3) R&D Research & Development (2) R&R Rest & Relaxation (2) R'CD Reconnected R8 Rate RA Red Alert RA Research Assistant; Resident Assistant RAD Radical RAEBNC Read & Enjoyed, But No Comment (3) RAEBNC Read And Enjoyed, But No Comment (2) RAK Random Act of Kindness RAM Random Access Memory RAOK RAK Random Act Of Kindness (4,1) RAS Running Around Screaming RAT Remotely Activated Trojan (2) RBAY Right Back At Ya/You (2) RBS Really Big Screen RBTL Read Between The Lines (6) RE Hello again / In regard to (2) RE Re-Enter ("Hi" To Someone Returning To Irc) (2) RE Regarding (4) RE Regards or Hello Again (3) RECOGNIZ Recognize REHI Hello Again (Re-Hi!)(5) REHI Hi again (2) RFC Request For Comment(s)(8) RFD Request For Discussion (7) RFI Request For Information RFM Reply To Flagged Message RFR Really Friggin Rich (4) RFSN Real Flipping Soon Now RFT Request For Thinking (2) RGDS Regards (8) RHIP Rank Has/Hath Its Privileges (7) RI Rhode Island RINGL8 Running Late (5) RIP Rest In Peace (4) RKBA Right To Keep And Bear Arms (2) RL Real Life (13) RL Real Life (when not chatting)(7) RLA Run Like An Antelope RLCO Real Life COnference (7) RLF Real Life Friend (2) RLR Earlier (3) RMB Ring My Bell (2) RME Rolling My Eyes (3) RMH Real Manly Hug RML Read My Lips (5) RMLB Read My Lips Baby (2) RMMM Read My Mail Man! (2) RN Right Now! (3) RNA Ring, No Answer RNA Ring, No Answer (4) RNINL8 Running Late ROAR! Just Like Rolf (Laughing As Loud As A Lion) ROF Rolling On the Floor (2) ROFFNAR Rolling On the Floor For No Apparent Reason (2) ROFFNPR Rolling On The Floor For No Particular Reason ROFL Roll On Floor Laughing ROFL Rolling On (the) Floor Laughing (43) ROFL Rolling On Floor Laughing (9) ROFL Rolls On the Floor Laughing ROFL ROTFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing (9) ROFLAHMSL Rolling On Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides Laughing ROFLAHMSL Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides Laughing ROFLAPMP Rolling On (The) Floor Laughing And Peeing My Pants (4) ROFLAPMP Rolling On Floor Laughing And Peeing My Pants (4) ROFLAS Rolling On Floor Laughing And Screaming (2) ROFLASC Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Scaring the Cat ROFLASTC Rolling On Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat (2) ROFLASTC Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat (3) ROFLGO Rolling On Floor Laughing Guts Out (3) ROFLH Rolling On the Floor Laughing Hard ROFLMAO Roll On Floor Laughing My Arse Off (4) ROFLMAO Rolling On (The) Floor Laughing My Arse Off (12) ROFLMAO Rolling On Floor Laughing My Arse Off (7) ROFLMAO Rolling On the Floor Laughing My ASCII Off ROFLMAO Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Arse Off (2) ROFLMAOAY Roflmao At You (3) ROFLMAOAY Rolling On Floor Laughing My Arse Off At You (5) ROFLMAOBF Rolling On Floor Laughing My Arse Off & Breaking Furniture ROFLMAOOL Rolling On the Floor Lauging My Arse Off Out Loud ROFLMAOPMP Rolling On Floor Laughing My Arse Off Peeing My Pants (2) ROFLMAOTID Rolling On Floor Laughing My Arse Off Till I Die ROFLMAOWTIME Rolling On Floor Laughing My Arse Off With Tears In My Eyes (7) ROFLMBO Rolling On Floor Laughing My Butt/Behind Off ROFLMBO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Butt Off ROFLMHO Rolling On Floor Laughing My Head Off ROFLMHO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Head Off ROFLOL Roll On Floor Laughing Out Loud (2) ROFLOL Rolling On Floor Laughing Out Loud (2) ROFLOL Rolling On the Floor Laughing Out Loud (7) ROFLOLAPMP Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud And Peeing My Pants ROFLOLVH Rolling On the Floor Laughing Out Loud Very Hard ROFLPMP Rolling On the floor laughing, peeing my pants! ROFLUTS Rofl Unable To Speak (5) ROFLUTS Rolling On Floor Laughing Unable to Speak (5) ROFLWMK Rolling On the Floor Laughing, Wet My Knickers ROFLWPIMP Rolling On Floor Laughing Whilst Peeing In My Pants ROFLWTIME Rofl With Tears In My Eyes ROFPML Roll On Floor Peeing Myself Laughing ROFTTPOF Rolling On the Floor Trying To Put Out Flames ROFUTS Rolling On Floor Unable To Speak ROGLOL Rolling On The Ground Laughing Out Loud ROI Retrun On Investment ROM Read-Only Memory ROR Raffing Out Roud ROTBA Reality On The Blink Again (3) ROTF Rolling On The Floor (11) ROTF,L Rolling On The Floor, Laughing ROTFL ROFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing ROTFBTC Rolling On The Floor Biting The Carpet ROTFL Rolling On Floor Laughing ROTFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing (31) ROTFL Rolls On The Floor Laughing (2) ROTFLABIC Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Biting Into Carpet ROTFLAHMS Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides (3) ROTFLAHMS Rotfl And Holding My Side ROTFLAPMP Rotfl And Peeing My Pants ROTFLAS Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Snorting ROTFLASTC Rotfl And Scaring The Cat ROTFLBTCASTC Rolling On The Floor Biting The Carpet And Scaring The Cat ROTFLBTCASTCIIHO Rolling On The Floor, Laughing, Biting The Carpet And Scaring The Cat If I Had One ROTFLBTCUTS Rotfl Biting The Carpet Unable To Stop ROTFLMAAOBPO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass And Other Body Parts Off ROTFLMAO Roll On The Floor Laughing My Arse Off ROTFLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My (Butt) Off (3) ROTFLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Anatomy Off ROTFLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Arse Off (20) ROTFLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Backside Off ROTFLMAOPMP Rolling On The Floor, Laughing My Arse Off, Peeing My Pants ROTFLMAOTID Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Arse Off Till I Die (2) ROTFLMAOWPIMP Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Arse Off While Peeing In My Pants (2) ROTFLMBO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Butt Off (2) ROTFLMBOBO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Big Old Butt Off ROTFLOL Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud (15) ROTFLOLAPMP Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud And Peeing My Pants (3) ROTFLOLPMP Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud And Peeing In My Pants ROTFLOLPMP Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud And Peeing My Pants (2) ROTFLSHISMC Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard I Spilt My Coffee ROTFLSHTB Rotfl So Hard They Burst ROTFLSTC Rolling On The Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat ROTFLSTCIIHO Rolling On The Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat If I Had One ROTFLTIC Rolling On The Floor Laughing Till I Cry (3) ROTFLUTS Rolling On The Floor Laughing Unable To Speak ROTFSTCLMAAOBPORolling On The Floor Scaring The Cat Laughing My Ass And Other Body Parts Off ROTFWTIME Rolling On The Floor With Tears In My Eyes ROTG Rolling On The Ground ROTGLMAO Rolling On The Ground Laughing My Arse Off ROTGLOL Rolling On The Ground Laughing Out Loud ROTM Right On The Money (11) RPG Role Playing Game(s) (8) RPO Really PO'ed RRQ Return Receipt Request (3) RS Real soon RSN Real Soon Now (Sarcastic)(37) RSVP Please Reply (4) RSVP Repondez S'il Vous Plait (French, "please reply")(2) RT Real Time (8) RT Return (address) RT Round Table GEnie RTBM Read The Bl**dy Manual (4) RTBMA Run That By Me Again RTBS Reason To Be Single (2) RTDOX Read The Documentation/Directions (2) RTFAQ Read The FAQ (2) RTFAQ Read The Faq File (2) RTFAQ Read The Frequently Asked Questions (4) RTFF Read The Frigging FAQ(s)(4) RTFFAQ Read The Friggin Faq RTFI Read The Freaking Instructions (3) RTFM Read The "Fine" Manual/Message (34) RTFM Read The Freaking Manual/Message (15) RTFM Read The Manual (2) RTFMA Read The "Fine" Manual, Again RTFMS Read The Fricking Manual, Sir (from the military) RTFQ Read The Fricking Question (2) RTFQ Read The Full Question RTFS Read The Fricking Source (2) RTI Real Time Interruption RTK Return To Keyboard (2) RTM Read The Manual (13) RTS Read The Screen RTSM Read The Silly Manual (3) RTSM Read The Stupid Manual! RTSM Read The Stupid/Silly Manual (3) RTWFQ Read The Whole Freaking Question (3) RTWT Read The Whole Thing (Blog Term) RU Are You? (9) RU OK Are You Ok? (3) RU UP 4 IT? Are You Up For It? RU32NITE Are You Free Tonight RU? Are You? (3) RUCMNG Are You Coming (5) RUF Right Up Front RUF2T Are You Free To Talk? (3) RUKM Are You Kidding Me? RUMF Are You Male or Female? (3) RUMORF Are You Male Or Female? (3) RUOK RUOK? Are You OK? (21) RUT RUTHERE Are You There? (2) RUTLKN2ME? Are You Talking To Me? RUUP4IT? Are You Up For It? (3) RX Regards (2) RYFM Read Your Friendly Manual (5) RYL Read You Later (2) RYO Roll Your Own (Do It Yourself)(5) RYS Read Your Screen (5)
S's = 256
S Smile(ing), Is (10,1) S/O Sold Out S/O SomeOne S/TH SomeTHing S2BX Soon To Be Ex (2) S2R Send To Receive (3) S4L Spam For Life (3) SA Say SAF Single Asian Female SAHM SAHD Stay At Home Mom/Dad (7,1) SAL Such A Laugh SAM Single Asian Male SAMFU Self-Adjusting Military Foul Up SAMFUTU Situation Abnormal, More Fouled Up Than Usual (2) SAPFU Surpassing All Previous Foul Ups (7) SAR Smart Arse Remark (2) SASS Short Attention Span Society/Syndrome SAYOR Speak At Your Own Risk SBB Stupid Beyond Belief SBCN Sitting Behind the Computer, Naked SBD Silent But Deadly (2) SBF Single Black Female SBM Single Black Male SBTA Sorry, Being Thick Again (2) SC Stay Cool (5) SCNR Sorry, Could Not Resist (12) SCUBA Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus SD Stepdaughter (2) SDIHTT SomeDay I'll Have The Time (2) SE2E Smiling Ear to Ear SEC Second, Wait A Second (7) SED Said Enough Darling (4) SEG Seductively Evil Grin SEP Somebody Else's Problem (2) SETE Smiling Ear To Ear (20) SEW Sleep Well, Eat Well SF Science Fiction (4) SF Speculative Fantasy SF Stepfather (2) SF Surfer Friendly (Low-Graphics Web Site)(3) SFAIAA So Far As I Am Aware (5) SFETE Smiling From Ear To Ear (4) SFLA Stupid Four Letter Acronym (9) SFT Sorry For That SG4IT Search Google For It SGML Standardised Generalised Markup Language SGML Standardized General Markup Language SH Stuff Happens (4) SHAM Stay At Home Mom SHCOON Shoot Hot Coffee Out Of Nose SHDO Stuff Happens, Drive On SHID Slaps Head In Disgust (13) SHLH Sitting Here Lauging Hysterically SHLM Shalom SHOPN Shopping (4) SHTS Spit Hitting The Spam (2) SHTSI Somebody Had To Say It (2) SICS Sitting In Chair Snickering (7) SIG Signature SIG Special Interest Group (3) SIIK Stuffed If I Know (2) SIL Mother-In-Law SIL Sister In Law (12) SIL Son In Law (6) SIT Stay In Touch (8) SITCOMS Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage (2) SITD Still In The Dark (22) SITM Silent In The Morning SIYNE Smilies If You Need Em SJF Single Jewish Female SJM Single Jewish Male SK8 Skate (8) SK8ER Skater (3) SKOTC Soft Kiss On The Cheek SL Section Leader SLATFATF So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish SLIP Serial Line Interface Protocol SLIRK Smart Little Rich Kid (2) SLM See Last Mail (4) SM Stepmother (2) SMA Spank My Arse SMAIM Send Me An Instant Message (3) SMAR Suck My Arse Raw SMDP System Monitoring Display Protocol SME Subject Matter Expert (2) SME1 Someone (2) SMEF Serious Massive Existence Failure SMEM Send Me E-Mail (2) SMHID Scratching My Head In Disbelief SMMWO Shut My Mouth Wide Open SMO Serious Mode On (3) SMO Simple Matter Of SMOF Secret Master(s) Of Fandom SMOFF Serious Mode OFF (3) SMOP Small Matter Of Programming (9) SMS Short Message Service (2) SMTG Something SMTOE Sets My Teeth On Edge (3) SMTP Simple Mail Transfer Protocol (3) SMTWGWLAF Slapping My Thighs While Giggling Wildly Like A Fool SMTWTFS Slapping My Thighs While Terribly Foolishly Snickering SNAC Sitting Naked At Computer SNAFU Situation Normal, All Fouled Up (28) SNAG Sensitive New Age Guy (4) SNAIL MAIL (US) Postal Mail (2) SNAILMAIL (US) Postal Mail Service (2) SNERT Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager (10) SNERT Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager (2) SNFIAA Still No Fricking Idea At All SNR Signal To Noise Ratio (2) SO Significant Other (spouse, boy/girlfriend) (40) SOASF So On And So Forth SOB Son Of a 'Gun' (3) SOB Stressed Out Bigtime (2) SOC Soap Opera Central SOE Silly/Stupid Operator Error SOH Sense Of Humor SOHB Sense Of Humour Bypass SOHF Sense Of Humor Failure (9) SOI State Of Insanity SOI Stink On Ice (3) SOL Shoot, Out of Luck (12) SOL Simply Out Of Luck (4) SOL Smilling Out Loud (2) SOL Sooner Or Later (7) SOM1 Someone (3) SOME1 Someone SOMY Sick Of Me Yet? (2) SOP Standing(ard) Operational Procedure(s)(6) SORAS Soap Opera Rapid Aging Syndrome SORG Straight or Gay? (4) SOS Same Old Stuff (11) SOS Save Our Ship (need help, emergency)(3) SOS Save Our Souls SOS Someone Special (2) SOS Stuck On Stupid SOSO Same Old, Same-Old SOT Short Of Time (11) SOTA State Of The Art (latest technology) SOTD Speaking Of The Devil SOTMG Short Of Time, Must Go (10) SOVS SomeOne Very Special (2) SOW Speaking Of Which (5) SOZ Sorry (4) SP Sweetie Pie SPAM Junk, Unwanted E-Mail (2) SPAM Sick Person's Advertisement SPAM Spiced Ham (canned meat)(2) SPAM Stupid Person's Advertisement (2) SPDD Same Poo, Different Day SPK Speak (11) SPK 2U L8R Speak To You Later (3) SPST Same Place Same Time (2) SQL Structured Query Language SRO Standing Room Only (3) SRY Sorry (4) SS Smiles SS So Sorry SS Stepson (2) SSDD Same Stuff, Different Day (12) SSEWBA Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms (3) SSIA Subject Says It All SSM So, Sue Me ST Star Trek (2) ST Such That (2) ST Super Tired (4) ST-DS9 Star Trek Deep Space 9 ST-DS9 Star Trek, Deep Space 9/Nine (2) ST-TNG Star Trek, The Next Generation (4) ST-TOS Star Trek, The Original Series (4) ST-VOY Star Trek, Voyager (3) ST2MORO Same Time Tomorrow STATS Age/Sex/Location? STATS Your Sex And Age? (7) STBID Sometime Before I Die STBX Soon To Be Ex STBY Sucks To Be You STFU Shut The Flip Up (4) STFW Search The Fine Web STFW Search The Freaking Web STI ST-TMP Star Trek I The Motion Picture STID Still In The Dark STII ST-WOK Star Trek II Wrath Of Khan STIII ST-SFS Star Trek III Search For Spock STIV ST-TVH Star Trek IV The Voyage Home STM Spank The Monkey (2) STO Sticking Out Tongue STR8 Straight (2) STRA Stray STS So To Speak (2) STS Sorry To Say STUL Speak To You Later STV ST-TFF Star Trek V The Final Frontier STVI ST-TUC Star Trek VI The Undiscovered Country STW Search The Web (3) STYS Speak To You Soon (2) SU Shut Up (3) SUAD Shut/Suck Up And Deal SUAKM Shut Up And Kiss Me (4) SUB Sign Up Board SUCDIC Situation Under Control, Dummies In Charge (2) SUFID Screwing Up Face In Disgust (7) SUITM See You In The Morning SUL See You Later (2) SUL Snooz, You Loose (2) SUM1 Someone (10) SUNOILTY Shut Up, No One Is Listening To You (2) SUP What's Up? (5) SUPERCAL Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious SUS See You Soon (2) SUSFU Situation Unchanged, Still Fouled Up SUYF Shut Up You Fool (2) SUYP Shut Up You Pervert (2) SVGA Super Video Graphics Array SW Says Whom? (2) SW Second Wife SW Shareware/Software (2) SW So What? (3) SW Star Wars (2) SW-SE StarWars Special Edition SWAG Scientific Wild Arse Guess (5) SWAG Scientific/Simple Wild Arse Guess (7) SWAG Stupid Wild Arse Guess SWAG Stupid/Sceintific Wild-Bummed Guess SWAG Stupid/Super Wild Arse Guess (2) SWAK Sealed With A Kiss (10) SWAK Sealed/Sent With A Kiss (9) SWALK Sealed With A Loving Kiss (3) SWALK Sealed/Sent With A Loving Kiss (10) SWATK Sent/Sealed With A Tender Kiss (2) SWCOC Special Wishes, Comments, Or Corrections SWDYRTW Since When Do You Rule The Web? (2) SWDYT So What Do You Think? (6) SWEG Scientific Wild Eyed Guess SWF Single White Female SWG Scientific Wild Guess (4) SWHT Sweet Heart SWIM See What I Mean? (4) SWL Screaming With Laughter (16) SWM Single White Male SWMBO She Who Must Be Obeyed (The Wife)(8) SWT Sweet SWTDRMZ Sweet Dreams (2) SWYP So What's Your Problem? (2) SY Sincerely Yours SYITM See You In The Morning SYL See You Later (3) SYLA See You Later Alligator SYOTB See You On The Bitstream SYOTB See You On The Board SYS See You Soon (19) SYSOP System Operator (Techie running computers)(12) SYT Sweet Young Thing (5) SYUTH Smack You Upside The Head SYWWTBY See Ya, Wouldn't Want To Be Ya S^ S'UP - What's Up? (2)
T's = 275
T Tea (2) T&E Trial & Error T+ Think Positive (8) T2GO Time To Go (3) T2UL T2UL8R Talk To You Later (5,2) TA Teaching Assistant TA Thanks A lot TA Thanks Again (12) TA4N That's All For Now TABA Throws A Beer At TAF That's All, Folks! (8) TAFL Take A Flying Leap TAFL Take A Flying Leap (3) TAFN That's All For Now (28) TAH Take A Hike (2) TAKS That's A Knee Slapper (2) TAMO Then A Miracle Occurs TAN Tangent (Going Off On) TANJ There Ain't No Justice (10) TANSTAAFL There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch (23) TARDIS Time And Relative Dimensions In Space TARFU Things Are Really Fouled Up (9) TAS Taking A Shower (3) TAT That's A Take TATWIU That's A Take, Wrap It Up TAWIS That Ain't What I said TAYL Talk At Ya Later TB Text Back (2) TBA To Be Advised (2) TBB Teenie Beanie Babies TBBG This Better Be Good TBC To Be Continued (4) TBD To Be Decided (2) TBD To Be Determined nearing general acceptance TBD OOTD To Be Done, One Of These Days! TBE To Be Expected (3) TBH To Be Honest TBKA To Be Known As TBS To Be Sure TBW To Begin With TBYB Try Before You Buy (7) TC Take Care (3) TC Telephone Call (2) TC Take Care (2) TCB Taking Care Of Business (2) TCB The Trouble Came Back! (2) TCBY Taking Care of Business, Ya'll TCD The Cat's Dead (2) TCO Taken care of TCO Total Cost Of Ownership (2) TCOB Taking Care Of Business TCOY Take Care Of Yourself (9) TCP/IP Transmission Control Protocol / Internet Protocol TCS Take Care Sweetheart TDD The Dog's Dead (2) TDIMM That Doesn't Impress Me Much TDM Too Dang/Darn Many (6) TDM Too Darn Many (5) TDTM Talk Dirty To Me (2) TDTU Totally Devoted To You (3) TEHO To Each His Own TEINAFAIA The Emperor Is Not As Forgiving As I Am (Star Wars) TEL Telephone (4) TEOTWAWKI The End Of The World As We Know It (6) TEXTIN Texting TFAE The Following Are Equivalent mathematicians TFB Too Frigging Bad TFDS That's For Darn Sure (3) TFE Too Frigging Easy TFH Thread From Hades (topic that won't stop)(5) TFI The Fact Is TFIC Tongue Firmly In Cheek TFM Thanks From Me TFMT Thanks From Me, Too! TFN Thanks For Nothing (5) TFN Thanks For Nothing Or Till Further Notice TFN Till Further Notice TFS Three Finger Salute (Ctl-Alt-Del)(7) TFT Thin Film Transistor TFTD Thought For The Day TFTHAOT Thanks For The Help Ahead Of Time (3) TFTHAOT Thanx For The Help Ahead Of Time TFTT Thanks For The Thought (7) TGAL Think Globally, Act Locally (7) TGIF Thank God It's Friday (13) TGIF Thank Goodness It's Friday TGP Thumbnail Gallery Posts TGTF Thank God Tomorrow's Friday (2) TGU The Great Unwashed THANQ Thank You (4) THANX Thanks (2) THCA Till He Comes Again THHGTTG The HitchHiker's Guide To The Galaxy THINKN Thinking THN Then THNQ THKQ Thank You (18) THNX Thanks (2) THNX 1E6 Thanks A Million THO Though THX Thanks (4) THX40 Thanks For Nothing TIA Thanks In Advance (Posting Ques, Hoping For Ans)(56) TIAFIMS There Is A Fly In My Soup TIAIL Think I Am In Love (2) TIATLG Truly I Am The Living God TIC The Idiot(S) in Charge TIC Tongue In Cheek (31) TIE Take It Easy (2) TIFN That's It For Now TIG! This Is Great! TIIC The Idiots In Charge TIIC Those Idiots In Control TILII Tell It Like It Is (8) TIME Tears In My Eyes (2) TIMTOWTDI There Is More Than One Way To Do It (2) TINACAWYNO There Is Never A Cop Around When You Need One TINALO This Is Not A Legal Opinion (3) TINAR This Is Not A Recommendation (3) TINAR This Is Not A Review TINC There Is No Cabal TINSTAAFL There Is No Such Thing As A Free Lunch (2) TINWIS That Is Not What I Said (7) TIP To Insure Promptness (2) TISONF There Is Soup On My Fly TITSTIEH That Is The Stupidest Thing I Ever Heard TIWTGLGG This Is Where The Goofy Little Grin Goes (2) TJATAW Truth, Justice, And The American Way (3) TKS TNX Thanks (5) TLA Three Letter Acronym (15) TLC Tender Loving Care (5) TLG The Living God (3) TLGO The List Goes On (2) TLK Tender Loving Kiss TLK-2-U Talk To You TLK2UL8R Talk To You Later (4) TM Thread Mangler (3) TM Trademark TM Trust Me (2) TMA Take my advice TMA Too Many Acronyms TMB Text Me Back (6) TMB That's My Boy (proud father) TMB The Marriage Bed TMFA Too Many Frigging Acronyms TMI Too Much Information (10) TMIKTLIU The More I Know, The Less I Understand TMIY Take Me I'm Yours (4) TMK To My Knowledge (2) TMOT Trust Me On This TMSD Tiny Minds Seldom Differ TMTC Too Many To Count TMTOWTDI There's More Than One Way To Do It (3) TMTOWTSAC There's More Than One Way To Skin A Cat TMTT Too Much To Type (2) TMWFI Take My Word For It (2) TN TelNet (2) TN Tennessee TNA Temporarily Not Available (2) TNC Tongue In Cheek (3) TNG Thing TNOTVS There's Nothing On Television, So ...(2) TNR That's Not Right TNSO Temptingly Naked Significant Other TNSTAAFL There's No Such Thing As A Free Lunch (4) TNT Till Next Time (11) TNTL Trying Not To Laugh (6) TNTLLAM Try Not To Look Like A Monkey TNX TNKS Thanks (14,1) TNX TNKS Thanks, Thank You (11) TNX 1.0E6 Thanks A Million TNXE6 Thanks A Million (E6 means million)(4) TOBAL There Oughta Be A Law (5) TOBG This Oughta Be Good (5) TOH The Other Half TOM Tomorrow (2) TOO The Other Ones TOPCA Till Our Paths Cross Again (Early Celtic Chat Term)(2) TOS Terms Of Service (2) TOT Tons Of Time (2) TOTC Too Old To Care TOY Thinking Of You (18) TP Team Player (2) TPAE The Possibilities Are Endless (3) TPC The Phone Company (2) TPI Tuned Port Injection TPS(S) This Program Sucks (Severely)(2) TPTB The Powers That Be (25) TQ Thank You (3) TQM Total Quality Management TRATEOTU The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe TRCMH That Really Chaps My Hide! TRDMC Tears Running Down My Cheeks (7) TRDMTL Tears Running Down My Trouser Legs TRULUV True Love TS Totally Stinks/Sucks (2) TS Tough Stuff (2) TSJD Texas Size Jelly Donut (2) TSOHF Total Sense Of Humour Failure (2) TSR Terminate & Stay Resident program (4) TSR Totally Stuck In RAM (2) TSR Totally Stupid Rules (7) TSWC Tell Someone Who Cares (2) TT Ta Ta (4) TT Two Towers, The (a Tolkien work) TTBE That's To Be Expected (2) TTBOMK To The Best Of My Knowledge (13) TTBOTW Throw The 'bot Out The Window TTC Trying To Conceive TTFN Ta Ta For Now (70) TTG Time To Go (2) TTKSF Trying To Keep a Straight Face (6) TTL4N That's The Lot For Now (4) TTM To The Moderator (2) TTMNR Take The Money & Run TTN There There Now TTS Text To Speech (4) TTS Tiny Teat Syndrome TTSP This Too Shall Pass (2) TTT That's The Ticket (6) TTT Thought That, Too (Someone Types What You're Thinking)(2) TTT To The Top (2) TTTT These Things Take Time (2) TTTT To Tell The Truth (7) TTUL Talk To You Later (8) TTUL Talk/Type To You Later TTUL Type To you Later TTUL8R Talk To You Later TTUTT To Tell You The Truth TTWIG That's The Way It Goes TTY Talk To You (2) TTYAWFN Talk To You A While From Now (4) TTYL Talk To Ya/You Later (61) TTYL Type To You Later TTYL8R Talk To You Later (8) TTYRS Talk To You Real Soon? (2) TTYS Talk To You Soon (6) TTYT Talk To You Tomorrow (5) TTYTT To Tell You The Truth (2) TU Thank You (3) TUFD The User File Died TUL Tell You Later TUVM Thank You Very Much (3) TVB Top Versus Bottom TVI Tribal Voice TVM Thanks Very Much TVN Thank You Very Much (2) TW Team Work TWAIN Technology Without An Important Name (2) TWAIN Technology Without An Interesting Name TWF That was fun TWHAB This Won't Hurt A Bit TWIAVBP The World Is A Very Big Place TWIMC To Whom It May Concern (9) TWIS That's What I Said TWT Time Will Tell TWYAS That's What You All Say (2) TWYT That's What You Think (2) TX Texas TX Thanks (11) TX THX Thanks (17,15) TXS Thanks (2) TXT Text (3) TXT BAC Text Back (4) TXTIN Texting TY Thank You (11) TYCLO Turn Your CAPS LOCK Off (Stop Shouting)(7) TYL Talk To (you) Later (2) TYLE Took You Long Enough TYM Time TYMBI Thought You Might Be Interested TYP Type TYT Take Your Time (2) TYVL, YWEL Thank You Very Little, You're Welcome Even Less TYVM Thank You Very Much (24) THX TKS Thanks
U's = 68
U You (30) U+ME=LUV You + Me Equals Love (2) U-L You Will (2) U-R You Are (2) U-R W-S You Are Wise (2) U/L UpLoad U/L Upload, you send a file (2) U2 You Too (14) U4E Yours Forever (11) UAE Unrecoverable Application Error (Bane Of Windows Users)(3) UAPITA You're A Pain In The Arse UAPITA You're A Pain In The Arse UBB Urgent Brownie Break UBD User Brain Damage UC? Do You See/Understand? UCE Unsolicited Commercial Email (2) UDP Usenet Death Penalty UDS Ugly Domestic Scene UFB Un-Flipping Believable UFO Un-Finished Object (A Started Project Not Yet Done) UFO Unfinished Object(s)(2) UFO Unidentified Flying/Falling Object UGTBK You've Got To Be Kidding UI! You Idiot! (3) UL U/L Upload (you send data)(3) UN4GTEBL Unforgettable (2) UNA Use No Acronyms UNCLE Unified Nuclear Coalition of Latvian Emigrants (2) UNPC unPolitically Correct (3) UNT Until Next Time (2) UOK Are You OK? (3) UOK You OK? UOK? Are You Ok/Okay? (3) UOME You Owe Me UOME1 You Owe Me 1 UOTG Ugly One-Toothed Grin UP4IT Up For It UPGS Unfinished Project Guilt Syndrome UR You Are / Your (2) UR You Are/You're/Your (16) UR4Me You Are For Me (2) URA* You Are A Star (4) URAQT You Are A Cutie! (5) URD1 You Are The One URHSTRY You Are History! URL Uniform Resource Locator (web adr)(10) URL Web Page Address URLCM You Are Welcome (2) URT1 You Are The One (3) URW You Are Welcome URYY4M You Are Too Wise For Me (2) URZWKSTLNKGDBY You're The Weakest Link - Goodbye (2) US Ultra Sound USB Universal Serial Bus USO Unstarted Object(s)(2) USPS United States Postal Service USU Usually (2) UTB Urgent Toilet Break UTC Under The Counter (2) UTC Universal Time, Coordinated UTFL Use The Force Luke (Star Wars) UTT Under The Table (2) UUCP Unix-to-Unix CoPy UVBNSMUCHD You've Been Smooched (2) UW You're Welcome (3) UWOT You What! UY Up Yours UYKD Unless You Know Different(ly)
V's = 32
V Very VA Virginia VBEG Very Big Evil Grin (as in ) VBG Very Big Grin (as in )(18) VBS Very Big Smile (5) VC Venture Capital (2) VDH Very Dear Husband VDPKOL Very Deep Passionate Kiss On The Lips VDW Very Dear Wife VDWPKOL Very Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On The Lips VEG Very Evil Grin (4) VETLA Very Enhanced TLA VF Very Funny (2) VFM Value For Money (2) VGA Video Graphics Array VGC Very Good Condition VH Virtual Hug (2) VI Village Idiot VM Voice Mail (2) VM Voice Message VNR Very Nice Roll gaming VPL Visible Panty Line VR Virtual Reality (2) VRBS Virtual Reality BS (2) VRI Very (3) VRML Virtual Reality Modelling Language VSF Very Sad Face (3) VT Virtual Time (2) VW Very Well VWD Very Well Done VWP Very Well Put VWS Very Well Said
W's = 282
W Wink (2) W With (2) W%D Would (3) W/ With W/ With (10) W/B Welcome Back W/B Write Back W/E Whatever W/O WithOut W/O Without (11) W2CAMVE? Want To See A Movie? W4U Waiting For You (5) W5? Who, What, Where, When & Why? (Tell Me Whole Story Now!) W8 Wait (14) W8 Wait (2) W8 Wait... (2) W84M Wait For Me W84M Wait For Me (4) W84ME Wait For Me W8AM Wait A Minute (2) W8IN 4 Waiting for W8ING Waiting W8N Waiting (3) W8N W8ING Wait(ing) W8NC Wait & See W@ What (3) WAB What Another Bill WAB? What, Another Bill? WAD Without A Doubt (3) WADR With All Due Respect WADR With All Due Respect WAEF When All Else Fails (3) WAEF When All Else Fails (4) WAF Wife Acceptance Factor WAG Wild Arse Guess (7) WAG Wild Arse Guess (9) WAGS! What A Great Story WAH Working At Home WAHD Work At Home Dad (2) WAHM Work At Home Mom WAI What An Idiot (2) WAITING W8N WALOC What A Load Of Crap WALOC What A Load of Crap WAM Wait A Minute (2) WAMBAM Web Application Meets Brick And Mortar (2) WAMKSAM Why Are My Kids (or Kitties) Staring At Me? (2) WAMKSAM Why Are You Kids Staring At Me? WAN Wide Area Network WAN2 Want to? (14) WAN2 :-* Want To Kiss? (2) WAN2 C A MOV Want To See A Movie? WAN2TLK Want To Talk? (9) WANNA Want To WASP White Anglo-Saxon Protestant WASSUP What's Up? WAT What WATG Who Are Those Guys? WATRUDOINLTR What Are You Doing Later WAW Why Ask Why? WAYA Why Are You Asking? (Sometimes In A Sarcastic Manner) WAYD What Are You Doing (2) WAYD What Are You Doing? (2) WAYF Where Are You From (2) WB Welcome Back (15) WB Welcome Back (36) WB Write back (3) WBRB Won't Be Right Back WBS Write Back Soon (3) WBS Write Back Soon (9) WC Water Closet WC Welcome WC Who Cares? (2) WCA Who Cares Anyway (2) WCAGA What Comes Around Goes Around WCAGA What Comes Around, Goes Around WCKD Wicked WCTYBTWHTKY We Could Tell You, But Then We'd Have To Kill You WD Well Done WDALYIC Who Died And Left You In Charge? WDALYIC Who Died And Left You In Charge? (4) WDHTHI Who Does He Think He Is? WDSTSI Who Dose She Think She Is? WDTTTA Who Do They Think They Are? WDYMBT What Did You Mean By That? WDYMBT What Do You Mean By That? (2) WDYMBT What Do You Mean By That? (2) WDYMBT What Do/Did You Mean By That? (2) WDYS What Did You Say? (2) WDYT What Do You Think? (2) WDYT What Do You Think? (4) WE Weekend WE Whatever WE Whatever (4) WEFT Wrong Every Frigging Time WEG Wicked Evil Grin (4) WEG Wicked Evil Grin (5) WEHT WhatEver Happened To (so and so) WEL Well (3) WEN When WENJA? When Do You? WER R U Where Are You WERJA? Where Do You? WERRU? Where Are You? WERUBN? Where Have You Been? WERV U BIN Where Have You Been WEU What's Eating You? WF Warm Fuzzies WF Way Fun (2) WFHC What For How Come WFM Works For Me (3) WFM Works For Me (7) WFR Waiting For Reply (2) WG Wicked Grin (2) WGAC Who Gives A Crap WGAFF Who Gives A Flying Flip WGAFF Who Gives A Flying Leap WGAH Who Gives A Hoot WHWITW Would Have Wanted It That Way WI With WIBAMU Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle (4) WIBAMU Well, I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle (2) WIBNI Wouldn't It Be Nice If (4) WIBNI Wouldn't It Be Nice If (5) WIGAC When I Get A Chance WIIFM What's In It For Me? (2) WIIWD What It Is We Do WIMP Windows, Icons, Mouse, Pointing (Describes Windows And Similar Interfaces) WIMP Windows, Icons, Mouse, Pointing (describes GUI's)(2) WIP Work In Progress (4) WISP Winning Is So Pleasureable (3) WIT Wordsmith In Training (2) WITFITS What In The Flip Is This Stuff WITHDYTYA Who In The Heck Do You Think You Are? WIV Write Back Soon WIZOP Wizard Sysop (the primary forum administrator for a forum) WIZOP Wizard Sysop; The Primary Forum Administrator For A Forum (3) WK Week (2) WKEND Weekend WKF Well Known Fact WKND Weekend WKND Weekend (16) WKND STARTS @8 Weekend Starts At 8 WL Will WLOG WOLOG Without Loss Of Generality (math) WLUBMN? Will You Be Mine? WLUMRYME? Will You Marry Me? (2) WMGGW While My Guitar Gently Weeps WML Wireless Markup Language WMMOWS Wash My Mouth Out With Soap (3) WMMOWS Wash My Mouth Out With Soap! (4) WMPLOL Wet My Pants Laughing Out Loud WN When WNDITWB We never did it this way before WNOHGB Where No One Has Gone Before (2) WNOHGB Where No One Has Gone Before (6) WOA Work Of Art (3) WOA Work Of Art (6) WOFTAM Waste Of Flaming Time And Money (2) WOFTAM Waste Of Flaming/Fricking Time And Money WOG Wise Old Guy (2) WOLF Witless One Line Followup WOM Word Of Mouth WOM Word Of Mouth WOMBAT Waste Of Money, Brains & Time (2) WOMBAT Waste Of Money, Brains, And Time WOS Wife Over Shoulder WOT What WOT What? (7) WOTAM Waste Of Time And Money (2) WOTAM Waste Of Time And Money (2) WOWF Witless One Word Followup WP! Well Put! WPKOL Wet Passionate Kiss On The Lips WPYS Who Pulled Your String WR With Respect WRD(S) Word(s) WRK Work WRK Work WRT With Regard/Respect To (8,8) WRT With Regard/Respect To (concerning)(13) WRU Where Are You? (3) WRU Where are you? WSD Willing Suspension of Disbelief (e.g. when watching movies) WSDMU We Sure Did Miss You WSLS Win Some, Lose Some WSP Wide Spread Panic WSUUUUU? What's Up? WT Without Thinking (2) WT Without Thinking (6) WT? What/Who The ? (3,3) WT? What/Who The? WTAA What's This All About WTB Want To Buy (2) WTB Want To Buy (4) WTB Wanted To Buy WTB Where's The Beef? WTF What The Flip (3) WTF What The Heck? (5) WTFN Why The Flip Not? WTG Way To Go! (12) WTG Way To Go! (28) WTGP Want To Go Private? (4) WTGP? Want To Go Private? (7) WTH What / Who The Heck WTH What the Heck (9) WTH What the hell? WTH What/Who The Heck (12) WTH What/Who The Heck (8,4) WTHDIC What The Heck Do I Care WTHDIK What The Heck Do I Know WTHDYTYA Who The Heck Do You Think You Are WTHRU Who The Heck Are You? WTHWT What The Heck Was That WTM? What Time? WTMI Way Too Much Information WTMKF Welcome To My Kill Filter WTMPI Way Too Much Personal Information (2) WTN What/Who Then Now? (4) WTR Wanted To Rent WTSDS Where The Sun Don't Shine WTTH Welcome To The Hellmouth WTTM Without Thinking Too Much (2) WTTM Without Thinking Too Much (6) WTTRW Welcome To The Real World WTV Watching Tv WU WU? What's Up? (12) WU? What's Up? WUC Why You Cry WUD? What You Do(ing) (3) WUD? What You Doing WUF? Where Are You From? WUF? Where Are You From? (15) WUGAC When You Get A Chance WUSIWUG What You See Is What You Get WUTNB Wait Until The Next Book WUWH Wish You Were Here (6) WUWT What's Up With That? WWA Waiting With Anticipation WWDWIIWD When We Do What It Is We Do WWJD What Would Jesus Do WWJD What Would Jesus Do? (2) WWTMM Who Was That Masked Man? WWW Wise Women of the Web WWW World Wide Wait WWW World Wide Web (4) WWW World Wide/Wild Waste/Wait WWW W3 World Wide Web (4) WWY? Where Were You? (2) WWYC Write When You Can (2) WY Wyoming WYBMADIITY Will You Buy Me A Double If I Tell You? WYC Why You Cry WYCM? Will You Call Me? (2) WYGAC When You Get A Chance WYGIWYG What You Got Is What You Get WYGIWYG What You Got Is What You Get WYGIWYPF What You Get Is What You Pay For (4) WYGIWYPF What You Get Is What You Pay For (6) WYGOWM Will You Go Out With Me (4) WYLABOCTGWTR Would You Like A Bowl Of Cream To Go With That Remark? WYLASOMWTC Would You Like A Saucer Of Milk With That Comment? WYM What You Mean? (2) WYMM Will You Marry Me? (5) WYP What's Your Point? (2) WYP What's Your Problem? (2) WYRN What's Your Real Name? (2) WYS Watch Your Step WYS Whatever You Say (2) WYSBANRTWYG What You See Bears Absolutely No Relation To What You Get WYSBYGI What You See Before You Get It (3) WYSIAYG What You See Is All You Get (4) WYSINEWYGBIC What You See Is Not Exactly What You Get But It's Close WYSITWIR What You See Is Totally Worthless In Real Life WYSIWYAG What You See Is What You Almost Get WYSIWYG What You See Is What You Get (33) WYSIWYPF What you See Is What You Pay For WYSLPG What You See Looks Pretty Good (2) WYSOH Where's Your Sense Of Humor? WYT Whatever You Think (2) WYTYSYDG What You Thought You Saw, You Didn't Get (2) WYWH Wish You Were Here (5)
X's = 22
X Ex Spouse (2) X Kiss (11) X! Typical Woman (5) X-I-10 Exciting (2) XCLUSVLYURS Exclusively Yours (2) XFER Transfer XGA Extended Graphics Array XING Crossing XL Extra Large XLNT Excellent (19) XM Excuse Me XMAS Christmas XME Excuuuuse Me (2) XMEQK Kiss Me Quick XML Extensible Markup Language XO Hug & Kiss (one) XOXO Hugs & Kisses (a few)(11) XOXOXO Hugs & Kisses (a lot)(7) XPERENS Experience XTRA Extra XXX Three/many-many kisses XYZ Examine Your Zipper (2)
Y's = 116
Y Why? (13) Y Yes Y! Typical Man (5) Y2K Year 2000 (2) Y3 Yadda Yadda Yadda YA Yet Another (3) YA You YA Your YA YAYA Yet Another Ya-Ya (As In Yo-Yo) (2) YAA Yet Another Acronym YAAG You Are A Genius YABA Yet Another Bl**dy Acronym (9) YABSA Yet Another Bl**dy Stupid Acronym! YAC are You Available to Chat? YACC Yet Another Calendar Company (2) YADS Yet Another Dos Shell (2) YAFA Yet Another "Fine" Abbreviation YAFA Yet Another "Fine" Acronym YAFI You Asked For It YAFIYGI You Asked For It, You Got It (4) YANETUT You Are Not Expected To Understand This YAOTM Yet Another Off-Topic Message (7) YAP Yet Another Ploy YAUN Yet Another Unix Nerd (4) YAYL Yak At You Later YBIC Your Brother In Christ YBS You'll Be Sorry (17) YBYSA You Bet Your Sweet Arse (3) YBYSB You Bet Your Sweet Bippy YCDBSOYA You Can't Do Business Sitting On Your Arse! YCDBWYCID You Can't Do Business When Your Computer Is Down! YCGB You Can't Get Better YCLIU You Can Look It Up YCT Your Comment To (2) YDAGWYW You Don't Always Get What You Want YDD Yabba Dabba Doo YDKM You Don't Know Me YDKTPOTDS You Don't Know The Power Of The Dark Side (Star Wars) YDNRC You Do Not Remember Correctly YEM You Enjoy Myself YFEM Your Favorite Ethnic Minority YG Young Gentleman (12) YGB You Go Boy YGBK You Gotta Be Kiddin' YGBK You Gotta Be Kidding (4) YGBKM You Gotta Be Kidding Me (2) YGG You Go Girl YGGM Your Guess is as Good as Mine (3) YGLT You're Gonna Love This (6) YGM You've Got Mail (2) YGTBDSM You've Got To Be Dry-Shaving Me YGTBK You've Got To Be Kidding (4) YGTBKM You've Got To Be Kidding Me! YGTI You Get The Idea? (5) YGWYPF You Get What You Pay For (7) YHABIYE You Have A Banana In Your Ear YHBH You Have Been Had YHBT You Have Been Taken YHBT You Have Been Told YHBT You Have Been Trolled (2) YHBW You Have Been Warned (3) YHB_____ You Have Been ________ YHGASPL You Have Got A Serious Problem, Lad! YHGMTPO_ You Have Greatly Misunderstood The Purpose Of ______ YHL You Have Lost (3) YHL HAND You Have Lost The Hand YHM You Have Mail (3) YHTBT You Had To Be There (3) YIAH Yes I Am Here (2) YIC Yours In Christ (2) YID Yes I Do YIU Yes, I Understand (6) YIWGP Yes, I Will Go Private (5) YKIYEI You Killed It, You Eat It YKW? You Know What? (2) YKWIM You Know What I Mean (3) YKWYCD You Know What You Can Do YKWYCD You Know What You Could Do YKYARW You Know You're A Redneck When (3) YKYATP You Know You're A Tired Parent YKYB You Know You've Been YKYB_TLW You Know You've Been ______ing Too Long When . . . YKYHBPQTLW You Know You Have Been Playing Quake Too Long When... YKYHBxTLW You Know You Have Been X Too Long When... YL Young Lady (12) YLYSC You're Lucky You're So Cute YM You Mean (2) YM Young Man (12) YMBJ You Must Be Joking YMBK/J You Must Be Kidding or Joking YMMV Your Mileage May Vary (your experience may differ)(29) YMMVG Your Mileage May Vary Greatly YNK You Never Know (3) YOYO You're On Your Own (4) YOYOW You Own Your Own Words YPOM Your Place Or Mine? YR Why Are YR Yeah Right (4) YR Your (14) YRPLCOMN? Your Place Or Mine? YSIC Your Sister In Christ YSS You Suck Severely (2) YSWUS Yea, Sure Whatever You Say! YSYD Yeah, Sure You Do (2) YT Yours Truly (3) YTLKIN2ME You Talking To Me? YTMOB You Turn Me On Baby YTTM You Talking To Me??? YTTT You Telling The Truth? (2) YW You're Welcome (13) YWHOL Yelling "WooHoo" Out Loud (2) YWIA You're Welcome In Advance (3) YWSYLS You Win Some, You Lose Some (3) YWVM You're Welcome Very Much YYSSLIBTO Yeah Yeah Sure Sure, Like I Believe That One YYSSW Yeah, Yeah, Sure, Sure, Whatever (9)
Z's = 11
Z Said Z The (As In "What's Zee Time?") (2) Z Zero / Zoo ZAC Z's Are Calling (time for bed) ZAM Z's Are Me ZN Zone / Zenith ZNT ZiffNeT (2) ZP Zero perspiration (no sweat) ZSTFB Zebedee Says Time For Bed ZZ Dozzing / Asleep / Sleeping ZZZ ZZZZ Sleeping, Dozzing, Bored, Tired (2 or more z's) (6,1)
^ TOP ^ THE TOP 25 ABBREVIATIONS & ACRONYMS & INITIALISMS on More Lists than ALL other abbreviations:
Rank Abbrv Phrase Count 1 BTW By The Way 65 2 BRB Be Right Back 61 3 FYI For Your Information 52 4 OIC Oh, I See 51 5 TTFN Ta Ta For Now 48 6 FWIW For What It's Worth 48 7 BBL Be Back Later 47 8 LOL Laughing Out Loud 46 9 AFK Away From Keyboard 45 10 IMO In My Opinion 45 11 TTYL Talk To You Later 43 12 AFAIK As Far As I Know 43 13 ROFL Rolling On the Floor Laughing 43 14 OTOH On The Other Hand 42 15 IMHO In My Humble Opinion 40 16 ASAP As Soon As Possible 40 17 IRL In Real Life 39 18 IOW In Other Words 39 19 GMTA Great Minds Think Alike 38 20 CU See You 38 21 IC I See 32 22 NRN No Reply Necessary 28 23 CUL See You Later 27 24 GR8 Great! 27 25 BFN Bye For now 25
^ TOP ^ Explanation:
Nearly 100 lists of abbreviations, acronyms and initializms were consulted, including 20 books, to compose this list of 3,907. Duplicates, triplicates and so on were tallied and their counts appended to the entry. These counts appear in paranthesis to the right of the respective entry. BTW - By The Way (65) occurred 65 times out of 100.
To avoid confusing those you chat with, you may want to limit your use of acronyms to those with higher tallies. See the top 25 list above - the SMSing public know these.
Many children in the world today are so foul mouthed they would make a sailor blush. It is our intention to be no part of this trend, so several of the worst abbreviations are not found among these 3,907. Rated - G - General.
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3) Abbreviations describing facial expressions are often typed in lower case and encapsulated within a pair of characters, either ** or <>.
g *g* <g> grin bg *bg* <bg> big grin vbg *vbg* <vbg> very big grin s *s* <s> smile bs *bs* <bs> big smile vbs *vbs* <vbs> very big smile eg *eg* <eg> evil grin beg *beg* <beg> big evil grin
This applies to several other acronyms such as 'w' for wink.
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